Huh, I didn't see "Parrots of the Caribbean."

Being Danish, I can't just stand by and watch this guy humiliate himself by means of his stupid accent. Although, well, I'd like to be in charge of the humiliation, if I may.

That's how my face looks like after eating nutella.

LOL. I didn't even notice he said "he was a parrot" TopMonkey.

Dear god. It's like Tim Curry as Frank N. Furter, but with a blonde wig and a beard!

Unlike Frank N. Furter, this guy doesn't sing.

He looks weird as hell, but what he says seems reasonable enough from a performer's point of view. It's like, I want to make fun of him, but the most I can think of is that he needs to lose the long hair and the 1990's club beard.

Also, the image of a girl with a nutella-beard made me lol. :p

Say what?

The guy's haircut and application of makeup are horrible. He'd better be a triple threat, 'cause he aint goin' nowhere on looks alone unless he wants to feature in a freakshow. What bugs me most about this guy is that he's an arrogant sumbitch. I fully respect trying to make it in show business, (I want to be a performer myself) but this guy is not Johnny Depp and I find the comparison offensive.

Also, Parrots of the Carribean, lol...