I'm so unsure what to make of this. I guess it comes down to if they were serious. If so, then how stupid. If not, then how funny and cleaver. Also, it's a stinging rebuke of idiots like Marylin Manson because a commercial for a family restaurant does it better.

i would probably eat there at least once after seeing this

Of course children under 3 eat for free you clever bastards- if witches and this guy work inside no one under 13 will even dare to go in..
So basically it's a family restaurant without screaming infants and toddlers whose parents think it's funny when they throw peas on people.
I'm in.

That lobster deals rocks! I'm gonna take the next zombie train there.

It appears that Marylin Manson finally has some serious competition. He'd better get with the times, and start his own restaurant chain if he wants to survive.

This is better than commercials taking themselves too seriously, or corny jokes made to make them think they are light hearted. When it comes down to it its still a commercial, and I HATE ALL COMMERCIALS.

Seems to me like all commercials are just getting weirder and weirder. Although, thats not to say i wouldnt eat here...