Thats one of the tornadoes that gets picked on at school.

Don't get upset Mr.Tornado, it happens to everyone at one point or another.
(not really, but sex and the city taught me to say so)

"I swear, this has never happened before...it's not you, it's me..."

strange how it just sat in one spot for so long...

Relieved to read that I wasn't the only one thinking the same thing cynnicysm.

Would make a great ad for Viagra or Cialis.

"See honey, even tornados need a little help sometime."

terrifing, entertaining and somewhere in there is a advert.

He tries and tries but only manages to slightly touch the ground before fading, poor guy.

Oh, the heartbreak of premature dissipation. You know there are exercises you can do to control that.