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Vending Machine Champ

Use the mouse to play this game. Each vending machine encounter is divided into three sections:

The grab – In the first stage, click the mouse when the lung meter reaches the middle (arrows will appear when you should click). Clicking early or when the meter indicator is in the red may result in a fatality or affect the behavior of the machine in the next stage.

The pound – In the second stage, click the mouse on the targets to shake the snack free from the machine. In later stages, it will take multiple clicks to clear each target (indicated by concentric circles).

The finish – For the final blow, wait until the machine is level with the ground and the words “Hit Now” appear on the screen. Click when “Hit Now” is on the screen to deliver the final hit and enjoy your snack.

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DigYourOwnGrave High Scores:
Gold Medal 1. audioxience 112,205,867 Magnifying Glass Dispute Icon
Silver Medal 2. ManBungalow 110,738,887 Magnifying Glass Dispute Icon
Bronze Medal 3. Turtleboy412 110,441,880 Magnifying Glass Dispute Icon
4. Cleve 90,416,779 Magnifying Glass Dispute Icon
5. Ripley 79,824,563 Magnifying Glass Dispute Icon
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21 Comments:
    21.
    January 9th, 2010 at 7:01 am Socialbiohazard says:

    If you read an obituary of some fat kid getting crushed by a high school vending machine one of these days, it's because I was good at this game and decided to use my moves in real life. I apologize and I love you all. Goodbye.

    20.
    		September 28th, 2009 at 8:04 pm BaBoon says:

    .....wow I Pitty this game!
    19.
    		August 11th, 2009 at 11:55 am audioxience says:

    Finally beat Golden Crackers! I am the snack Buddha!
    18.
    		August 8th, 2009 at 10:12 am Master ACH says:

    i hate that thirs only 20 seconds why not 25 or even 30...oh and this game is freaking awwwwsome{if it came out for the wii}
    17.
    		August 7th, 2009 at 1:28 pm audioxience says:

    Haha they have an iPod app!
    16.
    August 6th, 2009 at 7:53 pm frogger says:

    Yes, yes it would be simpler to just use a coin, but what fun is "vending machine coin insert-er."

    15.
    		August 6th, 2009 at 6:57 pm 1supercosmic says:

    if this was a real sport i would want to go to the Olympics
    14.
     
    		August 6th, 2009 at 1:03 am Ripley says:

    Jeeze audio, way to kill your old score. This is a great game seeing as it's the first one that I've ever had a medal in...
    13.
    		August 5th, 2009 at 3:59 pm audioxience says:

    "Morbidly O-Beast" haha.
    12.
    		August 5th, 2009 at 7:01 am Nebonit says:

    Whoa, I lost my hand.
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