If I was Vatican Events Director I'd bring in sword swallowing ladyboys from Bangkok.

The only reason why this is inappropriate is because the strippers aren't twelve years old.

The nuns really enjoyed that.

Also, the Pope reminds me of a certain Dark Lord of the Sith...sitting in his chair, just watching.

He's got really bad posture.

It's because he's not strait... get it?

Eugh...

The way the vatican wastes the money given them sickens me.

This is too hard for me to comment on. I am torn with this sort of thing. It's very much part of the catholic tradition and the performers feel it is a great honor and it boosts their standing in their art and their bookings will go up as a result. So I don't know...it's different than my religion but I can't say that it's "bad"...

I'm sure he know those guys from when he was a priest and they were little cute boys.