lol i wish there was a video of the guy pooping then he flies off his seat and gets slapped in the face by his own turd.

That's why my wishes never come true. o.O

I'm perplexed about that pee tube for guys: is it something they're afraid of or look forward to..?

I'd be afraid
I've had bad experience with suction and private parts

To wish upon a falling star of sh**. How romantic!

Iceman, didn't anyone warn you about the vacuum cleaner..? ;)

And what's up with you not having an account yet, cynnicysm? You've been posting for ages!

hes already got one... but for all we know hes like ten people, and only one has the password

I feel like dancing all night...:) See what we have to be grateful for? Gravity...simple, without it my skirt doesn't lay flat quite as well...