Since he keeps mentioning "ball state" I am guessing this is a student broadcaster. Let's assume he's much less nervous now...or a fry cook at McDonalds...

I still like "happy birthd- fffh"-kid way better. This is more sad... maybe because it goes on for so long.

I felt physical pain while watching this.

He's got "Show Business" written all over him.

When I first watched this, I was laughing so hard not just by his nervousness, but also by how much more time was left in the video.

And boom goes to Dynamite. Atleast he has his catchphrase down.

That was excruciatingly boring.
He didn't pass out once in that whole thing.