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Andry Husky: Join me on a journey – back to the hallway, back to the front mat, back to the shoe rack. A journey back to my roots, back… to Poopingland.

Admin: Here’s hoping 2013 brings less zombie games, and a chance for me to rebuild my shoe collection.

Angry Husky: Let the record show I need no special circumstances to poop in ones shoes – only the desire, and an intestinal track filled with garbage and dead frogs.

Wacko Jacko is back, and this time with extra zombie children crotch grabbing. Wait wait… there was supposed to be an and after children in that sentence. But I guess it works both ways.

Admin: Life is full of hard decisions. Today I had to decide whether to post a zombie game, despite the fact that Angry Husky would poop into my shoes in protest.

Angry Husky: I disagree. Today’s rectal mission was crystal clear.

Angry Husky is on vacation, so I’m gonna use this opportunity to post a zombie game. I can clean poop out of my winter boots, but we all know poop in beach flip flops has a 60% mortality rate.

Angry Husky: I’m not sure about the zombies, but there will definitely be some dumping at the gates. It might sound unconventional for me, so I’ll finish in a traditional manner with the footwear.

Angry Husky: There hasn’t been a zombie game in a while, so I have decided to spare your shoes from an unholy fecal tsunami. But I have my eye on you Admin. Heed my words, my bowels are fully charged and prepared for immediate deployment.

Paladog actually bears a striking resemblance to my own dog Sir Humpelstiltskin. Though Sir Humples doesn’t ride a horse, he rides a couch pillow (very affectionately I might add), and instead of fighting off zombies all day long he just naps and licks his privates.

My girlfriend turns into a zombie approximately every 28 days, if you know what I mean *nudge nudge, wink wink*. I’m joking of course, I don’t have a girlfriend.

Admin: I don’t know if you noticed, but this is the first zombie game we’ve had in quite a long time.

Angry Husky: I also don’t know if you noticed, but I haven’t pooped in quite a long time. Lucky for me your winter shoes are high-tops.

Admin: I wonder where Husky is, whenever I post a zombie game he’s normally all up in my face, pooping in my shoes and such.

Angry Husky: I’m just all up in your moon, pooping into your atmosphere and such. There’s nothing you can do, it’s a total poopclipse of your heart.

Here we have one of the first true 3D Flash game with animations, texture mapping, particle systems, and the whole shebang. How exciting! Hopefully we’ll start to see some really cool 3D games in the near future and can finally put this deluge of uninspired zombie games behind us.

Happy Halloween fruitcakes! And I don’t want to hear any complaints – it was either this or Zombie Attack!, Zombie Undead RPG or Zombie Dress Up. Incidentally, I’ve had to make a similar choice every day for the past couple of years now.

Admin: Starting in 2011, game developers are (as it seems) contractually obligated to include zombies in Halloween games , so I’m just gonna take all my shoes and hide them in a mobile neutering clinic for the time being.

Angry Husky: That is harsh dude.