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Paladog actually bears a striking resemblance to my own dog Sir Humpelstiltskin. Though Sir Humples doesn’t ride a horse, he rides a couch pillow (very affectionately I might add), and instead of fighting off zombies all day long he just naps and licks his privates.

My girlfriend turns into a zombie approximately every 28 days, if you know what I mean *nudge nudge, wink wink*. I’m joking of course, I don’t have a girlfriend.

Admin: I don’t know if you noticed, but this is the first zombie game we’ve had in quite a long time.

Angry Husky: I also don’t know if you noticed, but I haven’t pooped in quite a long time. Lucky for me your winter shoes are high-tops.

Admin: I wonder where Husky is, whenever I post a zombie game he’s normally all up in my face, pooping in my shoes and such.

Angry Husky: I’m just all up in your moon, pooping into your atmosphere and such. There’s nothing you can do, it’s a total poopclipse of your heart.

Here we have one of the first true 3D Flash game with animations, texture mapping, particle systems, and the whole shebang. How exciting! Hopefully we’ll start to see some really cool 3D games in the near future and can finally put this deluge of uninspired zombie games behind us.

Happy Halloween fruitcakes! And I don’t want to hear any complaints – it was either this or Zombie Attack!, Zombie Undead RPG or Zombie Dress Up. Incidentally, I’ve had to make a similar choice every day for the past couple of years now.

Admin: Starting in 2011, game developers are (as it seems) contractually obligated to include zombies in Halloween games , so I’m just gonna take all my shoes and hide them in a mobile neutering clinic for the time being.

Angry Husky: That is harsh dude.

Angry Husky: The only rebuilding I’ll be doing today is to the backside of my jeggings. I blew them out when I dealt with Admin’s shoe for posting yet another zombie game. What? The image of a husky in jeggings disturbs you greatly? Tough noogies.

Admin: I hope Husky won’t react to this one, at least it’s a good zombie game.

Angry Husky: It’s a valid argument, so I promise you my poop will also be good. I know that for a fact because I ate a snake carcass with a rat carcass inside its belly. It was like a kinder surprise egg.

Okay, I admit: the choice of the last two games was inspired by a recent movie marathon that I named The Knight Night. I’m worried about what I’ll post after my 80s teen movie marathon planned for this week- keep your fingers crossed I’m able to find a Molly Ringwald dress up game or a Footloose themed zombie tower defense.

What is up with this ‘age of war’ thing? I thought we’re living in the age of Aquarius (because the Moon is in the seventh house, and Jupiter aligned with Mars). Or at least the age of zombies.

Admin: That first zombie game I posted this week was a decoy – Husky used up all his accumulated poop, and now he’s just farting blanks. HA!

Angry Husky: What, I’m not crying from rage and despair. Something fell in my eye.

Admin: This is the first zombie game in months, and trust me- it has nothing to do with a lack of zombie games out there. I was just trying to protect my new crocs.

Angry Husky: This is the first poop I’m gonna take in months, and trust me- it has nothing to do with the frequency of my bowel movements. I was just holding it in.

I’m not sure why there are so many games about snails lately, but as long as they don’t involve physics puzzles, zombies, or zombies in physics puzzles I’m still going to award 5 stars for originality.