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I told myself I was done with tower defense games, but along came that damn monkey and his balloons again. I swear he must have been a crack dealer in another life.

Here are another 50 levels of Bloons, but this time they are created by the fans. I haven’t gotten that far, but some of these levels seem pretty ridonculous. I don’t know about you, but if I were making a Bloons level it would have 5 balloons, 20 darts, and you’d be able to kill that damn monkey.

Fans of Bloons will probably enjoy this lovely little game. It won’t give you that strange orgasmic balloon-popping feeling, but the music is so relaxing you may find yourself singing Con Te Partiro to your desk lamp, and I’m not going to lie to you, there might even be some tears.

I almost feel like I need to apologize for this post.

Although the medicinal effects of popping balloons have never been scientifically proven, the South African Supahfa-izzle tribe have been using the technique for over a century. Critically ill tribe members are give a large pin and placed in an enclosure filled with giant, colorful balloons. And although the patients still die, at least they die smelling of balloons.