hhheeeeeeeeeee’ssssss baaaaaaack…

Use the mouse to aim your throw. Click and hold to choose the power of your throw. Try to pop as many balloons as possible using the darts you are given for each level. And you can play in ‘unlimited dart mode’ if you want. Also be sure to check out all the other Bloons Games!

It’s tough for me to decide what I like better, Bejeweled clones, or Poppit clones. It’s kind of like trying to decide between death by fuzzy puppy kisses, or death by Brazilian supermodel kisses. It just depends on my mood.

Use your mouse to swap two bloons next to each other to form a row or column of three or more. Get extra points by scoring in combos, or include special bloons in a match for extra points.

As if Mondays weren’t bad enough already…

Move the mouse to aim your throw. Click and hold left mouse button to set the power of your throw. Try to pop the required number of balloons per level given the darts you have. You can also play in ‘unlimited dart mode’ if you’re having trouble. Be sure to check out all the other Bloons games!

The Monkey is back. He laughs at your suffering.

Use the mouse to aim your throw. Click and hold to choose the power of your throw. Try to pop as many balloons as possible using the darts you are given for each level. And you can play in ‘unlimited dart mode’ if you want. Also be sure to check out all the other Bloons Games!

After seeing today’s game, you may find yourself asking, “How many Bloons games is too many Bloons games?”. However, the sophisticated among us will stick to more important questions like “should I not have eaten that?”, or “say, do you mind if I put that down my pants?”, and my personal favorite, “can I speak to my lawyer now?”

Click on the items on the right to buy them and put them in the maze. Towers can only be placed off the paths, but road spikes and monkey glue can only be placed on the paths. As you accumulate money upgrade your existing towers or buy new ones. Play the original Bloons Tower Defense.

I’ll tell you when the suffering will end. It ends when that monkey is lying face-down in a pool of his own blood.

Use the mouse to aim your throw. Click and hold to choose the power of your throw. Try to pop as many balloons as possible using the darts you are given for each level. And you can play in ‘unlimited dart mode’ if you want. Also be sure to check out Bloons I, Bloons II, and the first Bloons Player Pack!

I told myself I was done with tower defense games, but along came that damn monkey and his balloons again. I swear he must have been a crack dealer in another life.

Stop the bloons from escaping by building towers next to the maze. As you get more money, build more towers or upgrade existing ones. There are 5 different tower types you can build. You must survive 50 levels to successfully complete the game.
UPDATE: Check out Bloons Tower Defense 2 with new maps, new towers, and extra surprises!

Here are another 50 levels of Bloons, but this time they are created by the fans. I haven’t gotten that far, but some of these levels seem pretty ridonculous. I don’t know about you, but if I were making a Bloons level it would have 5 balloons, 20 darts, and you’d be able to kill that damn monkey.

Use the mouse to aim your throw. Click and hold to choose the power of your throw. Try to pop as many balloons as possible using the darts you are given for each level. And you can play in ‘unlimited dart mode’ if you want. Also be sure to check out Bloons I and Bloons II!

Fans of Bloons will probably enjoy this lovely little game. It won’t give you that strange orgasmic balloon-popping feeling, but the music is so relaxing you may find yourself singing Con Te Partiro to your desk lamp, and I’m not going to lie to you, there might even be some tears.

I almost feel like I need to apologize for this post.

Use the mouse to aim your throw. Click and hold to choose the power of your throw. Try to pop as many balloons as possible using the darts you are given for each level. And you can play in ‘unlimited dart mode’ if you want. Also be sure to check out Bloons I and Bloons Player Pack I!