Every couple of centuries the Pope gets to reshuffle which stories do and don't show up in the bible. Once there was a story of Jesus as a child making pigeons from beach sand. Another child complained that Jesus was creating life on a Sunday and that child fell dead. No one was alarmed, as this sort of thing happened everywhere Jesus went.
I spent 4 years in a Jesuit highschool as the resident atheist and dated the morality teacher's daughter. I think it's a story worthy of inclusion. When's the next shuffle?