Can he swing from a web- yes he can, he's a man.

LOOK OUT! He is a spi-i-ider man..

but can he swing from a web?

that was Awesome!! Although, where is the web?

Ive never seen a spider swing from a web anyways.

I could do that, but I don't wanna..

Oh also I don't have the strength, agility or balls.

That's nothing.

If Chuck Norris had come to that wall it would have tried to climb up him, reached his beard, only to be roundhouse kicked to the ground.

That was a womannn! I saw boobage. Cool anyways.

I kinda like how he gives the wall a challenging look after he's done.

It's almost as if he's saying "In yo face, wall"