Yeah, starting a food commercial with the feet of an unattractive man wearing a pair of equally unattractive socks is never a good marketing move. ;)

That's true nika, but you have to admit the all you can shrimp to the tune of the Blue Danube Waltz made you smile...

Believe it or not, it did made me smile and I was gonna mention it in my comment too but then gave up. ;)
Strauss would enjoy that one for sure.
Mind you, he was a bit insane himself: Danube was never and never will be blue- unless there's a major copper sulfate spill. :P

I forget where I've seen this before. A $2 steak seems risky; that is the impression I get.

Small companies should never try to save advertising money by doing it themselves. This is what they end up with.

WOW! that was just dazzling! but i don't think i could eat somewhere with a beast man walking around.

That was like watching a car wreck. It was ugly, but you can't take your eyes off of it.

This was like something out of "The Shining".
Seriously, I was expecting to see an elevator full of blood appear at any second.