Play Pretentious Game in FULL SCREEN
Are you man or woman enough to play the Pretentious Game? Find out the real meaning of love in this very lean platform art game.
Well now I feel kinda bad for the guy who made that game. He's obviously bitter about losing the girl and having to see all those pretentious flash games out there, lately.
Get a dog, bitter game guy! Get a dog!
Well that was easy. And short. Takes about 5 minutes...