Finally the year of auto-tune has brought us something worthwhile.

I’ve played this game for a while now and although I have seen many many booms I have not seen a single vector. As an experienced game developer I would like to recommend some names that might be a bit more appropriate – for instance, just “Boom”, or “Space Boom”, or maybe “Vince Shlomi and the Sham Wows”.

Did they have a cardboard bear lying around just for this occasion, or did they have to put in a rush order at Kinkos?

Can you help the boxmen save the universe from the evil Boxlor? Arm yourself with the Boxinating Phasor Cannon and fight through hordes of… boxes. Look, I’m going to be honest I have not played this game. There was a Hills marathon on last night.

Spider-Man, Spider-Man, climbs a wall upside down like a spider, man.

The premise of this game sort of feels like a stress dream to me. I’m running around, slowly painting myself into a corner, and when I finally have no place left to go I fall into oblivion only to start the whole thing over again. Why can’t someone make a game about massaging super models?

There’s a what going on in Ira… wah?

When in doubt, pick the… nevermind.

Looks like someone needs to go back to the typing pool.

You take a block from the bottom, and you put it on top, you… take a.. somethin and a somethin.. and.. uh… Jenga, Jenga, J-J-J-Jenga.

You’ve got to be a pretty awful person to humiliate your friend on national TV over the cost of a new toilet, but at least it makes for good television.

I’d like to order a fat slice of love. Double cheese and extra-saucy please.

Honestly Mexico, you’re coming up with a lot of reasons for me to never visit you.

We’ve all seen The Matrix, Terminator, Battlestar Galactica… so what, now we’re supposed to help the robots? Ha ha, no way! Nice try robots!