There is a new(?) cartoon on Adult Swim called ‘Perfect Hair Forever’. I’m not going to pretend to know much about it, but it involves a balding teenager on a quest to get perfect hair. He hangs out with a tree, a tornado, and I think a floating hotdog. And people are trying to kill them. And it is C-R-A-Z-Y. Here’s a clip.

Another simple little flash game. The point of this one is to throw your knives directly into the girls face. And it’s pretty damn hard unl… hmmmmm? What? Well that’s what I said: throw the knives into the targets without hitting the girl in the face. Duh.

No, you’re sick.

A great article on how to handle yourself when the unthinkable, yet inevitable, happens.

Don’t CafePress a pin that says, “Ask me about my roommate’s penis.” You know, just use common sense.

I’m not usually into these homemade webcam music videos, but howdy-do this one is tasteful, artistic, technically impressive and catchy as all heck. I’m smitten!

It’s often hard to convince people that Olivo Barbieri’s aerial photographs are real. They look uncannily like hyperdetailed models, absent the imperfections of reality. He achieves this distinctive look by photographing from a helicopter using a special tilt-shift lens.

One calm dog, one thermo-nuclear crazy dog, a guest appearance by a scared cat, a fence, some food, and crazy asian voiceovers. What does all that give you? It gives you great times. Really great times.

This is a funny little article about some local residents who are upset because kids keep stealing their fancy ‘Gaywood Road’ sign. It reminds me of this friend I have who lives on Colon Street. He’s all like “it’s pronounced cologne“, and I’m all like “whatever, you live on the poop-shoot street”. It’s just tough love that’s all.

I really need someone to explain to me what this is. I’ve had to watch it a few times now and I’m starting to feel light-headed from all the crazy. And I need someone who is not Japanese to explain it. Because someone from Japan is just going to say “Well, it’s a poodle-human giving an aerobics class to human-poodles, why do you ask, are you blind?”. And that’s really not going to help.

In an attempt to make amends with all the arachnophobes who freaked out over last weeks World’s Largest Spider post, I’m giving you a link to the invaluable Spider Catcher. Although being an arachnophobe myself, I would prefer it if the handle was about 10 feet longer, and instead of ’soft bristles’ at the end there was a shotgun that fired medical textbooks soaked in Raid�.

I can’t begin to tell you how much I hate pigeons. Actually, yes, yes I can. Around here most of them have these gimpy feet and they look like they just crawled out from under a (running) lawnmower and then showered in dirty oil. There’s a homeless guy here who pees and craps in his pants, eats food out of dumpsters, and smokes cigarettes off the street. I would lick his face before touching a pigeon.

“Hiya, Gary!” the parrot trilled flirtatiously whenever Chris Taylor’s girlfriend answered her cell phone. But Taylor, the owner of the parrot, did not know anyone named Gary…

Parrots. So much cooler than pigeons.

I don’t know whether to love or hate this Miller High Life ‘Alternative Fuels’ commercial from Errol Morris. On the one hand I am in complete agreement with its message, but on the other hand it reinforces the stereotype that all adult bicyclists have had their license taken away for DUI. At least it doesn’t reinforce the stereotype that they’re all gay.

The Simpsomaker lets you design your own Simpsons character. The guy to the left is based off of me. Not surprisingly he turned out to be the coolest, cutest, best Simpsons character there has ever been. Fancy that!

Even though everyone agreed TheMillionDollarHomepage was a brilliant idea that could only be done once, it hasn’t stopped hundreds of lame spinoffs from appearing anyway. But finally a worthy successor has appeared: TheMillionDollarBaby. Uh huh.

The Goliath spider, a species of tarantula found in South America is the size of a dinner plate. Unlike other spiders, this one will actually hiss at you. Yes, it can make sounds(!) It feeds on birds, cheeseburgers and pizza. It is highly aggressive and will bite without conscience or mercy. Also, it can attack from a distance by flicking special hairs from its body at anything it considers a threat (that means you). These hairs are extremely irritating to the skin, and were they to get in your eyes, nose or mouth, it would hurt. A lot. For years, I’ve felt the rainforest wasn’t being destroyed quickly enough.

I guess it is no secret that David Letterman doesn’t think much of President Bush. And I guess it is no secret that my superhero secret identity is Jacob Jackson. Or wait, that was a secret. Damn, I need to get this Backspace key fixed.

A pretty image collection featuring things being smashed, taken using high-speed photography. Me like to smash things good. Me like pretty pictures.

Gotta love open standards. Here’s a clock where the numbers you see for the clock are randomly pulled from images on Flickr, using Flash no less. Seriously, I’m old enough to remember when Flash was sorta stupid, now its all growed up!

Friends, the Internet was not giving this weekend. So rather than post some new half-assed movie I’m just going to post some old half-assed movie that I’ve already posted before. But its something from Japan so we all know it will be great. And by ‘great’ I mean ‘completely f@cked up’.

Many High-Definition TV owners report that their pets are having trouble distinguishing the realistic picture from reality itself.