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Add a 2700 horsepower jet engine to a Ford F-150 pickup truck and you get… a still slow pickup truck.
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Ah, it’s time for another good paddling! I’ll bend ov… I mean, I’ll go get my optical mouse.
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Look, I know it’s not much but it’s summer holidays and all the game developers are on vacation. And let’s face it, in 1982 1.5 million people spent a month’s worth of allowance on E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial for the Atari 2600 and they LOVED it. What’s that? Voted worst game of all time? Jeeez, you guys and your facts…
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A little tip for the guys out there, there is nothing – nothing – better for picking up chicks than a monocle. A monocle says a) I’m rich, b) I’m smart, and c) I’m so off my ass crazy that I will stalk you and boil your pets alive if you don’t love me forever so don’t even humor the idea of rejection.
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In memoriam of Michael Jackson, a repost of the greatest Thriller cover ever.
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Today’s magical assemblage of interactive colored pixels complements 1066, a historical drama created by the UK’s Channel 4. Now start clickin’ on it ye rump-fed chicken!
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1. Everyone knows that Omega Supreme is awesome, and yes, he should have been in every episode.
2. Everyone knows that the Autobots lived in Metroplex. Robots need cities too.
3. Everyone knows the Dinobots came from the dinosaur times, and there’s nothing strange about that.
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This game is purdy, unlike your comments, which will still be plain and anonymous looking because I haven’t fixed that bug yet. I’d get to it sooner, but this lack of fruit baskets is really affecting my productivity.
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It’s not enough for the Indians to steal our jobs. Now they have to steal our He-Man.
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Help Mr. Panda of Panda Tactical Sniper fame travel through time in his Poo Tardis and save the universe from the evil Boxlor.
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Hey, you know what else is complete? YOUR FAILURE TO PLEASE ME. Guys, it is already 2 days into summer and I have yet to receive a fruit basket.
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