I was originally calling 2009 The Year of the Physics Puzzle Games, however I am now officially changing 2009 to be The Year of the Jumping/Throwing and Upgrading In Between Games. Somebody please let China know – I’d do it myself but it’s my morning mocha time over here.

If we could walk with the animals, talk with the animals,
Grunt and squeak and squawk with the animals,
They’d ask us to stop hitting them with our awesome dolphin boats

Volcanoes in space! Okay, actually just a sequence of pictures of an erupting volcano taken by astronauts in the International Space Station. That’s almost as cool as a space volcano though.

If we didn’t build bridges we could still cross a body of water by draining all the liquid out with a giant water sucking plane. It might be more expensive than building a bridge, but the water could then be flown to Afghanistan and used to flush terrorists out of their mountain holes. Think about it, and write your local congressman if you agree.

As my dying wish, I want every Littlegrey member to do this. That is, if you can find a phone booth.

This game requires Flash Player 10. A lot of them do now. Maybe it’s time to update.

Looks like someone failed the Eddie Eagle GunSafe® Program.

In the future, all wars will be fought with giant magnets.

He’s Irish.

In this challenging puzzle game you find yourself as a lowly chef on the famous pirate ship The Queen Anne’s Revenge. You must construct the most nourishing and efficient mid-day meals for your dangerous and hungry crew. Will it be the succulent Scurvy Soup or a steaming slice of Bilge Rat Pie? Don’t overspend your resources or – dangit, I misread the title again didn’t I?

Are you seeing this Germany? THIS is how you bastardize a cheeseburger.

Every time I post a Reemus game I try desperately to convince you that they’re loaded with homoerotic references. But nobody ever believes me, so this time I’m not going to say a word (except to remind you that a picture is worth a thousand words). PS: Happy Fourth Yanks!

In the U.S. military, fragging refers to the act of attacking a superior officer with a fragmentation grenade. The term originated in the Vietnam War and was most commonly used to mean assassination of an unpopular officer of one’s own fighting unit. [from Wikipedia]