This commercial is all about misunderstanding. Like the time I got drunk at that party and pooped in the kitchen sink, then made out with the toilet brush and fell asleep in the dog basket. Misunderstanding, that’s all. Simple misunderstanding.

Now hold up a minute here… Am I the only person who watches Battlestar Galactica? Does anyone remember a little movie called ‘The Terminator’? Human robots = bad idea. Honestly I don’t know why we’re so worried about the terrorists. We need to invade Japan.

I mean, who wouldn’t think of building an intelligent MIDI sequencer with hamster control for a school project?

In honor of the closing of the 2006 Winter Olympics, I present you with a wintery fun Olympic Skeleton flash game. This game is extra awesome because it features two of my favorite pastimes, those being 1) trying to kill myself via grotesque head injury, and 2) collecting tubes of lube.

I have no idea what happened to me this weekend but I’m pretty sure it involved heroin and Battlestar Galactica. And I don’t know about you, but after a weekend like that I really need to just sit here and look at a picture of a kitten in a shoe for a while.

The latest weapon in ‘The War on Terror!’ seems to involve humiliating the terrorists by using them to sell Volkswagons. Call me a nutbag, but I don’t think we’re going to be seeing this commercial on ABC anytime soon.

Savages!

Pictures of walls with messages on them that make you think, or sometimes make you laugh, or make you feel good, or feel really sad.

Enjoy what you have.

The Tourettes Guy’s psychiatrist puts a giant 4ft. tall statue of a blue M&M next to his bed to see how a person with Tourette’s Syndrome would react if they woke up and saw a giant blue M&M in-front of their bed.

I can’t begin to tell you how hard it was to decide on what picture from this site to use along with the post. I’m sure that after the human race has nuked itself to death it won’t be cockroaches that inherit the earth. It will be penguins.

This post is for my brother, the ice-bicycle champion.

Call me crazy, but I think this kid is drunk!

These are fake cat paws with claws that can be controlled by a small switch hidden in the “handle”. Probably best to purchase two. And while you’re visiting the site, why not pick up some USB dog flash memory?

the technique seems complex; magical even, but once mastered, imagine how useful the knowledge could be.

Not only are physically unattractive teenagers likely to be stay-at-homes on prom night, they’re also more likely to grow up to be criminals, say two economists who tracked the life course of young people from high school through early adulthood

At least he barks quietly. And not at his own foot.

When I heard the Iranians were renaming danish pastries “Roses of the Prophet Mohammed”, I thought it was pretty silly. But then I figured it’s probably a better way to express your anger than violent, deadly riots. And then I remembered the whole ‘freedom fries’ thing, so I guess pretty much all humans are idiots except me. And you guys. I love you guys.

I don’t know why, but this game is not nearly as easy as you’d think it would be. My brain just can’t seem to decide what it’s supposed to do. Red-to-red, blue-to-blue, blue-to-blue, red-to-blue, no! Ahhh! Madness!

It’s not like this doesn’t have an easy solution. Toilet cubes, people. Toilet cubes.

YOU: Hey, this game is just like the last drunken beer balancing game you put up!
ME: Yes it is.
YOU: You’re an idiot! Your website sucks! You’re gay!

There, I saved you the trouble.

Here’s a heart-warming card you can send to your valentine on this special day.