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I don’t want to nitpick, but I would assume the 3rd Little Pig used mortar when building his brick house. Also, I don’t think the Three Little Pigs counts as a legend.
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And by “lawn” I mean the 3 foot radius around my computer. And by “get off” I mean just take a step back so you’re not in my personal space, but please stay and talk to me because I’m lonely. So very very lonely.
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Just one question: Does the A stand for ass?
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PPL DONT YOU JUS LV PIXELS SO MUCH DIZ MY FAV THINGS EVA!!!!
This message has been brought to you by the gems in my inbox.
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Fact: People get mad easily when lifting things as a team.
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Although I have lots of practice taking naked pictures of myself in the mirror, I was never smiling in any of them – until the phalloplasty, that is.
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A solar eclipse doesn’t look so world ending when viewed from space.
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Sometimes when I play a game I can hear a song for it in my head right away. Like this one goes: cat, cat, cat – ticka-ticka – cat, cat cat (robotvoice)WAAAATERM-E-L-L-O-N *guitar solo*
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Another little piece of me died watching this.
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What is your favorite part of point and click adventures?
a) Pointing
b) Clicking
c) Adventuring
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I have no time for hipsters.
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Texting while driving? Can anyone actually do that? My hands are way too busy flipping people off and putting on eyeliner.
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Yeah, I’d say this is pretty accurate.
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It actually takes very little to raise a dragon. Just leave it in a room with some canned ravioli, toilet paper, and a television. It will turn out fine – just like me. Now if you’ll excuse me, my Hannah Montana torrent is almost done and I need to get into my polar bear suit before I can watch.
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Shameless exaggeration. Tasteless products. Pure hokum. Come laugh at those infomercials that clog up the late night airwaves.
Read reviews of Matthew Lesko, Magic Bullet, Tony Little Gazelle and more.
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Not so fun when the shoe’s on the other foot, is it jerks?
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The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy fairybug runestone thing.
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A professional in an astronaut suit is still a professional.
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Do you want to know what else the rabbit wants? Your blood.
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Wild squirrels, dioramas, nuts, madness!
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