I don’t want to nitpick, but I would assume the 3rd Little Pig used mortar when building his brick house. Also, I don’t think the Three Little Pigs counts as a legend.

And by “lawn” I mean the 3 foot radius around my computer. And by “get off” I mean just take a step back so you’re not in my personal space, but please stay and talk to me because I’m lonely. So very very lonely.

Just one question: Does the A stand for ass?

PPL DONT YOU JUS LV PIXELS SO MUCH DIZ MY FAV THINGS EVA!!!!

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Fact: People get mad easily when lifting things as a team.

Although I have lots of practice taking naked pictures of myself in the mirror, I was never smiling in any of them – until the phalloplasty, that is.

A solar eclipse doesn’t look so world ending when viewed from space.

Sometimes when I play a game I can hear a song for it in my head right away. Like this one goes: cat, cat, cat – ticka-ticka – cat, cat cat (robotvoice)WAAAATERM-E-L-L-O-N *guitar solo*

Another little piece of me died watching this.

What is your favorite part of point and click adventures?
a) Pointing
b) Clicking
c) Adventuring

I have no time for hipsters.

Texting while driving? Can anyone actually do that? My hands are way too busy flipping people off and putting on eyeliner.

Yeah, I’d say this is pretty accurate.

It actually takes very little to raise a dragon. Just leave it in a room with some canned ravioli, toilet paper, and a television. It will turn out fine – just like me. Now if you’ll excuse me, my Hannah Montana torrent is almost done and I need to get into my polar bear suit before I can watch.

Not so fun when the shoe’s on the other foot, is it jerks?

The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy fairybug runestone thing.

A professional in an astronaut suit is still a professional.

Do you want to know what else the rabbit wants? Your blood.

Wild squirrels, dioramas, nuts, madness!

Boom goes the dynamite.