Queen Latifah’s Excedrin commercial from SNL. I can relate to it because I am also part of a racial minority. And that racial minority would be the race of sexy superhuman superheros.

Remember the Man Dies Having Horse Sex story? This followup article discusses how it was the most read story on the Seattle Times online last year. It also sheds a little light on how Mr. Horse Humper actually died. Turns out it was a ‘perforated colon’. I’m just going to leave you with that. Have a great day.

Well it’s back to work week. If you’re anything like me (and unless you’re a well-endowed male supermodel with genius level IQ you’re nothing like me), then you feel pretty rotten about it. I found this video which demonstrates EXACTLY the way I dragged myself to work this morning. Except that I’m not a polar bear.

Hysterical. Viral. Dropping the Hamiltons at the movies. West Side.

All Dig Your OwnGrave Multiplayer Games are currently undergoing public beta testing. Please look at the Dig Your Own Grave Multiplayer Games forum thread for more information, and to report bugs or ask questions.

All Dig Your OwnGrave Multiplayer Games are currently undergoing public beta testing. Please look at the Dig Your Own Grave Multiplayer Games forum thread for more information, and to report bugs or ask questions.

Creationists are idiots, but they do have a theme park in the Florida Panhandle. For those unfamiliar with the geography, the FL panhandle is part of what’s known as “The Redneck Riviera”.

What will you find there? A couple of crappy rides, a “science center”, a gift shop and plenty of attitude. Actually, I imagine the gift shop alone is worth the visit. Where else will you find fossil evidence that man & dinosaur walked the planet together - like in The Flinstones.

Microsoft catches a lot of flak for the Blue Screen of Death, but as frequently noted throughout the BSoD documentation, most BSoDs are due to faulty third-party hardware drivers. Still, why not make the best of it and get a t-shirt or screensaver?

Holy hell! While searching for porn news I just uncovered information on something called the Y2K bug which is going to destroy all computers at midnight tonight! WHY ISN�T THE MEDIA REPORTING THIS???! I am taking my family and 20 jugs of Crystal Springs water from the office and heading for the mountains! Long live humanity!!

It’s been one year since Owen the baby hippo got swept away by the tsunami waves and washed straight into the arms(?) of Mzee the century-old tortoise. Let’s see how they’ve been doing. Sit back and get ready to be sucker-punched by the iron fist of cuteness.

Bored with buying Ferraris and Bay Area mansions, the employees of Google seem to be looking for more exciting ways of spending their obscene riches. This fellow bought 250 pounds of silly putty.

More Family Guy audio fun! Who’s a tumor?

This dog entertains himself by fighting with his own leg over a bone. So the question is, is the dog A) very smart, or B) very stupid. My vote goes for C) very smart but still eats his own poop.

So George Bush the other day gave a speech and when he gave it he was TOTALLY WASTED. I know you think this just cant be true but I am telling you that it is because there is video proof showed on the internet and this website has obtaned it and now you can see teh proof for yousefl!!!!!!!!! OMG! LOL!

Although this site is pretty funny, I also find it fascinating. Where do you buy cats like these? If I took our old family cat and tried to ‘put stuff on her’ she would promptly ‘put her claws in my eyes’.

We’re going to be upgrading our server, so the site will probably be down for a while at some point during the next couple of days.

This is how real men fight. Second only to computer hacking competitions of course.

Happy Holidays, Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah or whatever else from all of us at Dig Your Own Grave!

First person to buy me one of these gets a free t-shirt.

If you liked the IBC Root Beer monkey commercial, you’ll like this one too. Because we can all relate to it. And if you can’t, well, you’re just not partying hard enough.