You people want another game? Well I want Lamborghini Gallardo, are you going to give me that? I didn’t think so. Well here’s your game anyways, jerks.

I don’t care what any of you say, that rabbit is nothing but a dirty little cookie thief!

Go to futureme.org and write yourself an email to be delivered to you up to 30 years in the future. I already tried it and asked myself how LOST will end, or more specifically what happens if they don’t press the button and will Jack and Kate ever do it, but so far I have not heard back.

A recent Exxon Mobil promotion offers gift cards in exchange for donating blood. I wonder where they got the idea to give blood for oil… and I wonder why all those protestors are so against donating blood. Oh well.

Still looking for holiday gifts?? As if we haven’t provided you with enough FANTASTIC SUGGESTIONS so far! Well here’s another then. Keep it lighthearted and give a cuddly version of porphorymonas gingivalis (bad breath) or Rhinovirus (the common cold). For the hardcore, how about snuggly versions of Gonorrhea, HIV, or Ebola to cozy up to on a cold winter’s night?

Once the image loads, hold down your mouse button and drag it up and down to zoom in and out of the image. And then watch as your mind is blown into a zillion tiny pieces by the raw power of the zoom quilt’s coolness. PS: after the link, pick the ‘Flash’ option.

Nothing like a video of a grown man going absolutely bananas to start the weekend off right. This guy and lizard guy need to get together and make babies. Babies that will grow to have freak-out abilities like the Internet has never seen before.

The National Safety Council has put together a very useful document providing you with the odds that you will die from all manner of deadly incidents. For example, in your lifetime you have a one in 5,766 chance of dying from ’slipping, tripping, or stumbling’. Keep that in mind the next time you get up to go to the bathroom.

Is that a picture of a rabbit with a pancake on its head? Yes, yes it is. This site provides an overview of the life and times of Oolong, a domestic rabbit from Japan, with a unique ability for “Head Performance”. The story is quite strange and touching, and the images linked at the bottom are a great.

If you still need to buy christmas gifts, and Pee & Poo were sold out, then try these poo-pooping candy dispensers:

Press on Rudolph’s body and he poops out a delicious candy. This little Reindeer candy dispenser comes with little brown candies and is refillable.

A funny Travelocity commercial from the those stogitty old pipe-smoking blokes the British. Pip-pip, go on and watch it now my good man!

I noticed a couple of these flyers posted around where I live. The combination of the message, handwriting, and duct tape makes Mike come across as a delightful combination of sweet and scary, with a dash of crazy sprinkled on top.

Okay smarty pants, here is a grade 3 US geography game for you. I dare anyone to beat my high score of 22/48. That may not seem very good but keep in mind I’m a little drunk, and by ‘a little’ I mean ‘fantastically’. Also, my co-workers keep coming into my cubicle and distracting me so it’s hard to concentrate.

I gotta say, Mr. Tom Berg handles this little ‘incident’ like a true traffic reporting champion. The temptation to laugh, curse, or run out of the studio in tears must have been overwhelming, but he just keeps going. Tom ‘The Rock’ Berg.

Well now that this secret has been exposed it shouldn’t take too long for a few ‘internet videos’ to appear with people trying this experiment themselves. Only they’ll probably have the bottle aimed at their face or maybe up their ass. That’s what you get when you mix science with the Internet.

It’s amazing that this video of ‘the worst rap battle ever’ is also coincidentally the video of ‘the greatest rap battle ever’. The kids in it look like they walked right out of a Ren and Stimpy cartoon. SERIOUSLY.

Here’s another game. This one is a little easier to figure out and it only has two objectives: 1) throw the cards into the hat, 2) don’t die of boredom.

I don’t know where you are, but over here it’s getting pretty cold. If you’re lucky this winter season what you see in this video is the worst thing that will happen to you. If you’re unlucky, well, I’m not going to say it but it involves real-life snow angels, yellow snow, frostbite, and daggers made from icicles.

Well today is ‘Wednesday’, or as I like to call it, ‘21hoursuntilLOSTday’. If you are a fan of obsessed with the show, you may find this amusing. If you are not, you may find this a huge waste of 5 minutes of your time.

When I first watched this video I felt pretty bad for the fish, but on second thought I’m sure the fish are fine. That poor boy, however, is not. He wanted to show the world how strong he is, but instead he showed us that when he panics he honks like a goose.