Here’s another puzzle game we can use to see which of us is the smartest. I got to level 8, so until I hear someone do better I am officially the smartest person on the internet. And as soon as someone posts that they have gotten to a higher level then they will officially be a liar and I will officially still be the smartest person on the internet.

FindSounds allows you to search for audio files based on keywords. It seems to work well, though I am basing that entirely on my one search for ‘fart’. The results definitely left me satisfied!

Can you tell the hard-core programmers from the hard-core murderers? I sure can’t, and will probably wind up dead by morning.

Name: The Dude
Sex: Male (neutered)
Hometown: Boston
Seeking: A hot bitch for long walks and excessive humping.

Do you know an introvert? Perhaps you are curious as to how you should be caring for him/her beyond making sure their litterbox is clean, their water is fresh and that they have plenty of kibble.
Now I’m off to sleep with models since I am most certainly not an introvert… *soft crying*

Duelling Banjos is inherently cool, but throw in a squirrel, a penguin and the Dukes of Hazzard and you have something totally awesome (or retarded)!

A family in Argentina have been taking pictures of themselves on June 17th every year since 1976, creating a fascinating look at the aging process. They were lucky, because unlike my family they completely missed out on the giant-clown-glasses phase of the 80s.

Here is a little St. Patrick’s Day themed 4 leaf clover game. Hurry up and find those clovers before a leprechaun crawls up your leg and bites your privates!

It’s commercial-day fun time. My favorite day of the week!

This charming music video about courtship is most definitely NSFW (not safe for work), unless of course you have headphones and your coworkers enjoy nipple tassels.

If anyone is thinking of taking a little junket over to Japan anytime soon, here is a brief article on how to take a crap in their toilets. It is super-cool. Oh wait, I mean super-horrifying.

Most of us know that Japanese people are crazy (proof, more proof), but did you know that their hamsters are also crazy? A little known fact.

From jolly ‘ol England comes more cycling related fun! Apparently over there cities compete to construct the most dangerous and/or pointless bicycle lanes possible. Oh those crazy British, always driving on the wrong side of the road.

What do you get when you combine French people, bicycle messengers and an ice race track? Good times, that’s what!
(If you’re curious about just what the hell is going on in those pictures, check out the site.)

If you don’t get this then you probably have never seen The Wizard of Oz. And you probably have headlice.

If you have been in a coma for the past few years, you may have missed the Badger Song when it first appeared on the internet. If that is the case, I have come to your rescue like the great hero I am!
Badge badger badger
Mushroom mushroom!

I like to think of myself as a pretty smart guy, but I cannot get past level two of this ‘kids game’. Some guy has apparently gotten to level 30, which isn’t too hard to believe if you also believe in unicorns and monsters made of cheesecake.

NASA scientists, no doubt in a down period between shuttle explosions, give spiders various drugs and take photographs of the resulting webs. There’s a prize for guessing which drug results in the most dysfunctional web! (The prize is love.)

Who’s a kitty-cat? Who likes to dance dance dance?

When I was in Harvard
I smoked weed everyday
I cheated every test
I snorted all the yay