I don’t think anything tops tying firecrackers to someone’s legs.

So between being an awesome DYOG Admin and sorting my bellybutton fluff collection by size, I found the time to work on this Legend of Korra game with my friends at Mondo Media. HTML5 version is available in the Nickelodeon iPad app.

The only bread you can eat over and over!

I also liked a cheerleader once when I was in high school, but she definitely liked me back. She had a weird way of showing it though- either by publicly humiliating me, or by trying to be as far away from me as possible in any given moment.

Just like Japanese people, cats have no respect…for anything.

A game about failure and regret, you say? Well slap my face and call me Zsa Zsa- it’s my biography!

Childbirth is (probably not) a beautiful thing.

It’s fun and all… BUT WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

*sobs*

Damn it feels good to be a gangsta.

You know what else is epic? This thing growing on my back. I have no idea what it is, but I’m pretty sure it chants in ancient Aramaic when it thinks I’m sleeping.

Not the good kind of slide either.

If you like your Call Of Duty with no realistic warfare and first person shooting, then this game should be right up your alley.

I think this is even better than the Goat, Paper Towel Dispenser, Rabbit, Best Cry Edition.

After the first sequel of this game, I’ve received a lot of questions about the nose located between my butt cheeks. I will answer the two most frequent ones here: 1. Yes, I aim to catch as many sinus infections as possible 2. Not if I sneeze at the same time.