Maybe you guys can help me out. Last year I bought blueprints for a CompanionBot-5000 off eBay, but I’m missing a few important parts. If anyone knows where I can get a pair of double-D sized Tesla coils and a gallon size lube container, shoot me an email.

Batman is the Michael Kors of costume design.

Travel back in time a few thousand years to the golden age of dinosaurs, Jesus, and an originalist interpretation of the United States Constitution, and rekindle your binge eating disorder for the good of all mankind.

It’s apparently first-come, first-served in South Korea, where the tow trucks are willing to cause multiple accidents in order to be the first on the scene.

My uncle Stewart was a necronator. I was told never to speak of him, but since they’re making games about it now maybe it’s more socially acceptable? It could be one of those don’t-knock-it-til-you-try-it things, but I’m still grossed out by the idea… I mean dead bodies? Really?

This video shoot had two locations
1. An Alaskan cruise ship, and
2. One of those stores at the mall where you can make a terrible music video in front of a green screen for $25

Monster bark reminds me of the sounds coming out of my neighbor’s apartment on Saturday nights when he gets visited by this nice lady dressed in leather. I met her in the elevator once – her name is Mistress Vonwhip and she said she’s training him. Vocal training for the Animal Farm play at the local amateur theater, I assume.

Everyone’s favorite muscle spasm simulation game (QWOP) has been made in to a nude animated movie.

When I was a kid my dad always used to refer to my mom as “the great white whale”. I assumed it was a moniker of power and respect, but when I tried to use it she threw a frying pan at me.

I want to cover my body in this and go swimming. I figure I’ll either be like a seal, or die because my skin can’t sweat.

I find this game very appropriate for the last day of Movember, since it’s almost time for you to do this.

The Onion News Network’s Micheal Faulk discovers that prison may not be as bad as it sounds.

Angry Husky didn’t seem too upset that I’m posting another Creeper game so soon, but he did make me fill out an odd questionnaire last night covering topics such as my work schedule, my most treasured possessions, and my personal feelings towards dog barf.

It looks like it’s for children, but this video takes a turn for the insane somewhere along the way.