Fun Administrator Fact: My favorite Late Night moment was when Conan propositioned Jeri “Seven of Nine” Ryan.

Remember that game Spin The Bottle we used to play as kids? The one where you’d sit in a circle and spin a bottle, and whoever it landed on would have to make out with a girl in the closet? Only your friends tricked you and instead you made out with another guy, permanently scarring you and causing lasting trust and relationship issues that haunt you to this day? Well this game is nothing like that.

Children are like adorable little mental patients. They can go from fear, to joy, to full blown terror in the span of 10 seconds.

Jump from skull to skull to make your way down the river. You know, just how you’d make your way down a river in real life.

The perfect product for all the perma-bachelors out there, Casulo is an entire bedroom set in a box. It will come in really handy if you have a habit of not paying your rent and need to do a lot of midnight moves.

So long as there is breath in my lungs and movement in my fingers, I will never be able to resist the siren song of the colored block game.

The only definitive thing I can say about this video is that it does not make me want to eat a steak.

With my busy schedule of rocket sciencetry and supermodel dating, I find it hard to get out and treasure hunt like I used to. And to be honest, being a multi-billionaire has kind of taken the excitement out of finding chests of gold.

Feathers, Cadillac and Tom Cruise, the flamboyant unicorns wished into existence by an eight-year-old gay boy named Shannon, experience the joys of Christmas for the first time.

Life is unfair. The sooner you kids learn this, the better off you’ll be. When you get older you can expect everyday life to be exactly like this game. Well, you don’t die as much - unless you count dying on the inside.

It’s a little known fact that before creating his famous thesaurus, Dr. Peter Mark Roget was briefly a member of The Beatles.

Did I ever tell you guys I could have been a ninja? I dunno, I just figured being a brain surgeon was a more noble profession. It’s also a lot easier on the joints.

I’ll admit I’m being a bit selfish with this post. If you don’t play the guitar, the following video will just be a dork wearing giant tinfoil boots. But if you are a guitar player, well… better loosen your pants.

Someday I hope someone pumps 10 tons of cement into my house to see how I live.

Whenever I’m having a bad day, I load up this video and it always makes me feel better. I wish I could buy him on Amazon.com and feed him never-grow-up-pills.

I think I remember this game - only when I played it I was on my stomach behind the television trying to figure out what was wrong with the surround sound. And it suuuuucked.

The Germans have done it again! First they gave us the master race, and now they bring us cheeseburger in a can! Whether you’re camping in the wilderness, or just a big sad weirdo, you can now enjoy this delicious(?) treat for yourself. I suggest one of our European readers orders this product, then videotapes themselves opening and eating it. I’ll post it on the site. You’ll be famous.

Not since R.S.V.P - The Racial Segregation Party have I been so disgusted with a game. How many years has it taken us to overcome our prejudices? And then a little game like this comes along and tries to teach us that it does matter whether you’re black or white. Well shame on you game developers. SHAME ON YOU!

Space, the final frontier… for your bum. Nobody said being an astronaut was easy.

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