I remember when I was a wee-kiddo I used to spin my Led Zeppelin records backwards and try to hear the hidden satanic messages. Now, thanks to the Internet and technology I can’t even begin to understand, all we have to do is press buttons! Oh! And Britney Spears has backwards messages too!

Our state-challenged brothers to the north (that would be Canada) have produced a fine little bit of video comedy about everyone’s favorite bodily function, flatulence. And if there’s one thing Canadians do well, it is flatulate. Enjoy.

I have but one message to The Terrorist of Sunset Circle, an obviously Al Qaeda trained feline. We will find you. We will smoke you out of your hole, we’ll get you running, and we’ll bring you to justice. Cat justice.

This game has haunted me since I was a child. That sound it makes when you lose is the sound of all my life’s failures rolled into one gut-wrenching mechanical groan of disapointment. BWRAAAAAWRR(you’re dumb)RRRRR(you’re a failure)RRRRR(stupid)RRR……

The Swedish Chef ringtone from Saturday Night Live (SNL). Too god damn funny!

The perfect gift for your man. Actually no, the perfect gift for you. Well not really. The perfect gift to give to yourself as a gift for your man. Does that make sense? Look, just take off your clothes.

I think we may have offended some people with the posts making fun of Chinese people. There have been some complaints, so I formally apologize to anyone who was upset. From now on we’ll try to keep things a little more “PC” as they say.

Today’s video makes fun of Jesus and the Bible.

Will the Pusher robot be able to save Grandma from the terrible secret of space? This is bar none the best ICQ conversation that has ever been posted on Something Awful. (It really starts to pick up around page three.)

In the spirit of yesterday’s post making fun of Chinese people, here is another prank call, only this time it’s a lot more clever and The Barenaked Ladies aren’t involved.

If you ride a bicycle then you need these cotton lycra bike shorts. With your legs looking this fantastic you’ll have so many girls crawling over you that they’ll be getting caught in your spokes! Trust me, I know.

Chickety China the Chinese Chicken
You have a drum stick and your brain stops ticking

This is a very unique and addictive puzzle game. It’s all about balance. Unfortunately it doesn’t have any metric for scoring or levels, so I’ll just say I got as far as the big gray head and that as usual I am the best and you all live in my shadow (which is also awesomer than you and gets more chicks).

RoboDump is a robot. And it poops. Forever. A horrible, never-ending bowel movement complete with straining grunts, horrific gas, splashes, and pee sounds.

Two questions regarding this one: 1) Where can I buy one? and 2) How do you nominate someone for the nobel prize?

Is there anything cooler than a dog riding a skateboard? Those videos of Paris Hilton were pretty close, but yeah, this beats those hands down! You can check out the dog’s site too!

Loose Change is an 80 minute documentary exploring some well known conspiracy theories regarding the events of September 11th 2001. At the very least it is quite well done and showcases the ability of the internet to serve as a free distribution mechanism.

Vote for the Worst organizes and encourages people to vote for the worst contestants every week on American Idol. Finally, your chance to strike back at the empire of evil that decided Clay Aiken should be rich and famous and not you.

This news report is one giant pot of comedy gold from beginning to end. And it has also introduced me to my new most favorite expression:

“Could be a crackhead!”

This site shows a series of pictures of one woman taken over a period of 15 years. They are 12 mug shots, taken during a life of addiction on the street.

Don’t do drugs! Eat your greens!

Another ‘kids icon meets west coast gangsta rap’ video. Really, you can never get enough of these.

“Life ain’t nothin’ but bitches and money” - Elmo

There is no point to what is at the other end of this link, but I bet you $100 that you’ll spend at least 30 seconds playing with it. I’m serious. If you can honestly say you don’t play with this wiggily little guy for at least 30 seconds, send me your address and I’ll send you $100. Also send me your girlfriends address. And a pack of smokes.