The latest weapon in ‘The War on Terror!’ seems to involve humiliating the terrorists by using them to sell Volkswagons. Call me a nutbag, but I don’t think we’re going to be seeing this commercial on ABC anytime soon.

Savages!

Pictures of walls with messages on them that make you think, or sometimes make you laugh, or make you feel good, or feel really sad.

Enjoy what you have.

The Tourettes Guy’s psychiatrist puts a giant 4ft. tall statue of a blue M&M next to his bed to see how a person with Tourette’s Syndrome would react if they woke up and saw a giant blue M&M in-front of their bed.

I can’t begin to tell you how hard it was to decide on what picture from this site to use along with the post. I’m sure that after the human race has nuked itself to death it won’t be cockroaches that inherit the earth. It will be penguins.

This post is for my brother, the ice-bicycle champion.

Call me crazy, but I think this kid is drunk!

These are fake cat paws with claws that can be controlled by a small switch hidden in the “handle”. Probably best to purchase two. And while you’re visiting the site, why not pick up some USB dog flash memory?

the technique seems complex; magical even, but once mastered, imagine how useful the knowledge could be.

Not only are physically unattractive teenagers likely to be stay-at-homes on prom night, they’re also more likely to grow up to be criminals, say two economists who tracked the life course of young people from high school through early adulthood

At least he barks quietly. And not at his own foot.

When I heard the Iranians were renaming danish pastries “Roses of the Prophet Mohammed”, I thought it was pretty silly. But then I figured it’s probably a better way to express your anger than violent, deadly riots. And then I remembered the whole ‘freedom fries’ thing, so I guess pretty much all humans are idiots except me. And you guys. I love you guys.

I don’t know why, but this game is not nearly as easy as you’d think it would be. My brain just can’t seem to decide what it’s supposed to do. Red-to-red, blue-to-blue, blue-to-blue, red-to-blue, no! Ahhh! Madness!

It’s not like this doesn’t have an easy solution. Toilet cubes, people. Toilet cubes.

YOU: Hey, this game is just like the last drunken beer balancing game you put up!
ME: Yes it is.
YOU: You’re an idiot! Your website sucks! You’re gay!

There, I saved you the trouble.

Here’s a heart-warming card you can send to your valentine on this special day.

There is a new Will Ferrell movie coming out called Talladega Nights: The Ballad Of Ricky Bobby. It is all about the awsomest sport known as NASSCAR, and it looks funnier than a texas rattler in poopy-pants! Praise Jesus!

‘Monkey Drummer’ is an awsome little music video created by director Chris Cunningham. The music is by Aphex Twin, whom Chris has also done a few other very cool videos for. Drummers have been know to start humping their computer monitors when they watch this, so careful who you send it to. Or send it to every drummer you know. Whatever floats your boat.

A couple of days ago we put up a link to The Faces of Meth to try and convince our loyal readers to give America’s new drug of choice a try. Most people said “Yeah, those face scabs are pretty sweet, but I need to know about what sort of side effects there are, and like, how much is it going to cost?”. Hopefully this article will answer any remaining questions you have.

Draw a sketch, submit it, and have some random person’s sketch sent back to you. It’s pretty fun! And because the submitted sketches are moderated you don’t get sketches of penises, boobs, or ‘FaCKs YOUz LoOS3R’s like you would expect from your fellow ‘humans’ on the internet.

The Partnership for a Drug-Free America has put together a disturbing little site featuring “before and after” shots of meth-heads. If you’ve ever wanted to try meth, you should probably have a look at this link. And if you’ve ever wanted your face to be covered in strange disgusting scabs, then you should probably try meth.