If this wasn’t a National Geographic video, I would assume this was some sort of internet prank. But no, the giant salamander is real, and it will kill you in your dreams.

Happy weekend my friends. For me that means another 2 days of jet-setting, partying, illicit drugs and banging supermodels. So if someone could recommend some dvds or tv shows that contain these things I’ll be all set.

How come it’s always rap videos that are so terrible? Shouldn’t rap be easy?

Now that 2009 is over, we can finally put the deluge of zombie themed games behind… uh… son of a…

Bring some Lysol.

That sense of deja-vu you’re feeling right now isn’t because you’re doing something you’ve already done, it’s just a brain tumor.

Finally, R&B is tolerable. Thank you barnyard animal.

Always remember, defending your honor is priority number two. Priority number one? Defend your testicles.

KILL IT WITH FOREHEAD

Destroy the other tribes so you can rule the jungle (until the Spanish come and take everything).

Sure, if a dog sneaks into an orangutan sanctuary people use terms like “heart-warming” and “touching”, but when I break into the orangutan sanctuary all I hear is “not you again”, “where are your pants?”, and of course the familiar sound of a twelve gauge being cocked.

Happy New Year! Enjoy your champagne and revelry, I’m taking the day off tomorrow.

Angry Husky: (you friggin lazy punk!)

He’s still got his hat… and his taste for murder.

Today I’d like to introduce you to a new member of our DYOG family: Angry Husky. So what do you think of this game Angry Husky?

Angry Husky: THE TUTORIAL IS TOO LONG AND MY BUM IS ITCHY

And so we come to the end of our terrible journey. It was a journey of hate and foul smells, and I shall truly miss it.

At least this game promises to be better than last year’s poorly received physics-puzzle-tower-defense-shooter, Maxie Padd 2.

“What’s happening in this movie?” Truer words have never been spoken.

I was going to write something clever here, but I remembered I’ve got a doctor’s appointment at 4:20.

Fact: Qui-Gon Jinn is a master gambler.

Well fruitcakes, it’s Christmas time, when we let in light and we banish shade. Wait, what? Nevermind. Anyways, I hope you all have a great Christmas (or whatever other holidays you baby Jesus haters might participate in), and remember – if you don’t get the gifts you want, don’t be sad, just make someone pay.