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If this wasn’t a National Geographic video, I would assume this was some sort of internet prank. But no, the giant salamander is real, and it will kill you in your dreams.
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Happy weekend my friends. For me that means another 2 days of jet-setting, partying, illicit drugs and banging supermodels. So if someone could recommend some dvds or tv shows that contain these things I’ll be all set.
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How come it’s always rap videos that are so terrible? Shouldn’t rap be easy?
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Now that 2009 is over, we can finally put the deluge of zombie themed games behind… uh… son of a…
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That sense of deja-vu you’re feeling right now isn’t because you’re doing something you’ve already done, it’s just a brain tumor.
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Finally, R&B is tolerable. Thank you barnyard animal.
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Always remember, defending your honor is priority number two. Priority number one? Defend your testicles.
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Destroy the other tribes so you can rule the jungle (until the Spanish come and take everything).
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Sure, if a dog sneaks into an orangutan sanctuary people use terms like “heart-warming” and “touching”, but when I break into the orangutan sanctuary all I hear is “not you again”, “where are your pants?”, and of course the familiar sound of a twelve gauge being cocked.
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Happy New Year! Enjoy your champagne and revelry, I’m taking the day off tomorrow.
Angry Husky: (you friggin lazy punk!)
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He’s still got his hat… and his taste for murder.
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Today I’d like to introduce you to a new member of our DYOG family: Angry Husky. So what do you think of this game Angry Husky?
Angry Husky: THE TUTORIAL IS TOO LONG AND MY BUM IS ITCHY
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Shameless exaggeration. Tasteless products. Pure hokum. Come laugh at those infomercials that clog up the late night airwaves.
Read reviews of Matthew Lesko, Magic Bullet, Tony Little Gazelle and more.
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And so we come to the end of our terrible journey. It was a journey of hate and foul smells, and I shall truly miss it.
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At least this game promises to be better than last year’s poorly received physics-puzzle-tower-defense-shooter, Maxie Padd 2.
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“What’s happening in this movie?” Truer words have never been spoken.
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I was going to write something clever here, but I remembered I’ve got a doctor’s appointment at 4:20.
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Fact: Qui-Gon Jinn is a master gambler.
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Well fruitcakes, it’s Christmas time, when we let in light and we banish shade. Wait, what? Nevermind. Anyways, I hope you all have a great Christmas (or whatever other holidays you baby Jesus haters might participate in), and remember – if you don’t get the gifts you want, don’t be sad, just make someone pay.
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