Michael Paulus has rendered the skeletal systems of some popular cartoon characters as he imagines “they might resemble if one truly had eye sockets half the size of its head, or fingerless-hands, or feet comprising 60% of its body mass.”

Before you click the link, leave a guess of whose skeleton that is in the comments!

I just don’t know where to begin with this one. All I can say is that as soon as I heard the lyrics “on the day of rockening” I had a new favorite band.

The industry sponsored Competitive Enterprise Institute seeks to set the record straight on carbon dioxide (CO2) in this television spot that is airing in 14 US cities. Apparently our energy intensive ways are not possibly raising the planet’s temperature, thereby dooming millions, and are instead creating more life! And who could be against more life? Abortionists!

A rented house in Ogden, UT was discovered to have accumulated some 70,000 empty Coors Light cans in eight years of tenancy — the cans covered the furniture and blocked the entrance.

Seriously? Coors Light?

“What the hell is an aluminum falcon?”

Nice to know that Motorola doesn’t occupy the top 9 spots on this list. Oh wait, they do! But don’t worry, I’m sure all this radiation information doesn’t really mean anything. Except that you’ve got a deadly cancer phone.

Ever wonder how long it takes to get fired? Looks like about 2 seconds.

Why write an email when you can send a message written in blood? Bloody Finger Mail has quickly become my number one form of correspondence. Love letters, job applications, you name it!

Finally a game that takes me back to my roots! Anyone who says they can beat my top average speed of 0.192 seconds will be accused of lying, sentenced to death, executed, reincarnated as a sheep, and promptly tranquilized by me in well under point 2 seconds. I am just that good.

“Say my name Bastian! Say my name!”

Life is hard. It is no wonder people turn to religion in the face of so many unanswered questions. Questions like, what is the deal with this cartoon? And where did it come from? And why do I love it so much?

This is a really cool animated music video for JCBSONG by Nizlopi (whomever that is). You can’t go wrong with something that includes a backhoe, Optimus Prime and the A-Team! The song’s pretty catchy too.

Guy Kewney, a computer expert, has spoken of his astonishment at seeing a taxi driver interviewed on BBC television news in the mistaken belief it was him. The cabbie had been waiting for his fare in reception when he heard the name Guy Kewney called out. He raised his hand - and found himself being ushered into a studio and fitted with a microphone…

Breaking news at this hour! George W. Bush, President of the United States of America, has renounced violence and begun a singing career. Or at least that’s what my feeble mind was able to piece together after watching this video.

Either the cockroach in this video is controlling a robot, and thereby ushering in humanity’s inevitable enslavement to insect overlords, or it is thinking “What the hell am I doing on this ping pong ball?” Either way, it should be killed.

What happens when you crash your bicycle at 160 kilometers (100 miles) per hour? Whenever I have a question like that, I ask the Japanese.

Remember Devvo? Well he’s back and he’s ready to get drunk and take some pills! Based on his behaviour at the end of the video, I can safely say I never want to ingest pills. (And Devvo will always be NSFW.)

As of this moment I am taking the liberty of putting out a national travel advisory warning for Salisbury, Maryland. You just don’t mess with a man who needs to take a dump. It’s so wrong. And so funny. But seriously don’t ever do it.

A surprisingly addictive game that brings the Ping right back into Pong where it belongs. And I know that you can’t get more than 14 bounces. Because that would mean you are better than me. And that, my friends, is just. not. possible.

This is a pretty cool technique for making 3D images that don’t require you to wear goofy cardboard glasses or cross your eyes until your head hurts. For the paranoid or prude, watch out, there are a couple of ‘nudes’ in these pictures. Including a naked penis if you look closely. Uh… not that I looked closely or anything. Someone else told me actually. I don’t look for stuff like that.