During the Second World War statisticians used the serial numbers of captured Panzer tanks to estimate the production capabilities of Germany. Were they correct? Did we crush the Kaiser? Read on to find out!

Sorry for the site being MIA the past couple days. Things have been going really well lately, and to celebrate I whipped down my pants and urinated all over the server. That, as it turned out, was not a good idea.

Stephen Colbert razzes Stephen Hawking and then does a picture perfect impression of him.

The same thing happens to me. Every. Single. Morning.

A couple of weeks ago that cheeky monkey Ortchel asked for a flash Lunar Lander game. Well here it is. You see? Ask -> Receive. That’s how we work here. And with our pants off. That’s how we work too.

Perhaps if I had been using this table saw in my wood shop I would still have my penis. (Make sure you check out the hot dog video on the left of the page.)

Hot on the tail of reason #462 never to visit Japan comes reason #463, from the same show no less.

I don’t even know where to begin… such joy.

(PS: whoever is the first to identify the video in the thumbnail is officially The Baaaadest Ass.)

What do you get when you combine Japan, anthropomorphic tigers and talking excrement? Why a potty training video of course!

Here is a handy little test you can use to find out if you are a psychopath. I’m glad I found it because my last test totally wasn’t working. I was supposed to count the number of people I’d bludgeoned to death with a rolling pin in the past week, divide the number by 3, and then kill 2 neighborhood cats. This test makes way more sense!

I’ll bet you didn’t know that Christopher Walken auditioned for a part in Star Wars. What about Walther Matthau? Saturday Night Live (SNL) shows us these lost Star Wars screen tests.

Well another weekend is upon us, thank goodness. I thought we could kick it off with a little lavomiting. Hmmmmm? What is lavomiting? Well it’s when you laugh and vomit at the same time silly.

It’s no secret that I like to rag on the Japanese. It’s not because I’m racist, I just think they’re all totally crazy. But I wonder what the Japanese think of us? What better way to find out than by investigating the phrases they think are the most important to learn before coming to the United States of Fantastica. And our good friend Ortchel has found just the video! Uh… exercise video.

This amazing Quicktime VR image from the second level observation deck of the Eiffel Tower means you’ll never have to go to France. Thank goodness! You can choose from more panoramas in the upper right corner, but I don’t have time for that. I have freedom fries to eat.

I thought I was doing pretty well at this. And then I saw level 8 and I started to cry.

Question 34: When your car is about to skid in to the rear end of another car at low speeds, it is best to jump out of your moving car like a moron. (True/False)

The woman’s sly wink at the end suggests that Mego was aware of the double entendre, but that just makes this commercial even more surreal.

This may be a hilarious parody and all, but let’s keep in mind that the Japanese have actual gameshows that are even more batshit crazy than this one. Remember the children with meat strapped to their heads vs. the giant lizard? Really, how could you forget.

Humanity’s common ancestor may have lived as few as 2000 years ago. Personally, I would feel better with 100,000 years separating me from some of the people who commented on the first Devvo post.

This is a pretty interesting little video of the Australian Lyrebird, the Master of Mimicry. I’m telling you, this bird is so much like me: neat freak, fantastic with the chicks, great plumage, amazing mimicking skills, fantastic with the chicks, etc. Check it out.