My favorite part of tower defense games is that 30 seconds between waves. Some people like to use the time to upgrade their units, but I like to use it to take a breather from the game and do something in the real world. Like make out with a supermodel, or maybe go online and buy a new yacht.

This electronic finger piano was included with an issue of a Japanese science magazine for first graders. Maybe if I’d had something like this when I was a kid, I’d be able to play the piano like Shiney McShine, the piano genius from Shine.

My stepmother used to tell me that I would burn for eternity in the Lake of Fire if I didn’t study the Bible, but I am confused as to whether the Lake of Fire is in fact the same body of flames as the Sea of Fire? Because from what I can tell so far, the Sea of Fire is pretty awesome.

Through the power of science and radio waves, this extraordinary blender is able to take control of a dog’s brain.

Never before has molecular engineering been so much fun. And never before have my pants felt so tight.

How do food products compare to the images on their packaging? What kind of crazy crap do Germans eat? The answers to both these mysteries await you inside.

Being a world renowned brain surgeon, I will be the first to admit that my specialty isn’t viral medicine. However, I am educated in the subject enough to tell you that this is exactly how doctors battle viral outbreaks in real life. It’s science!

I’m sure that as this guy was driving home from yet another soul destroying night shift, he couldn’t have possibly imaged the madness that was about to ensue.

That pervy evil genius from the seventies is back, and this time he’s left the fugly mistress in the white dress at home. I don’t want to get into too many details about what’s going to happen to you if you lose, but let’s just say I hope you look good in white.

Straight outta MTV Japan comes a cartoon about two rabbits locked up in a Russian prison. Don’t look at me. I don’t know any more than you do.

You may remember this game from such games as “The Game I Posted Yesterday That Didn’t Work”, or perhaps the classic series “Broken Games I Posted Yesterday”. I would also like to take this opportunity to point out that everyone makes mistakes, and that a glass of vodka looks an awful lot like a glass of water, especially when you’re already drunk.

You know those traffic jams where you get to the end and there’s absolutely no reason for the traffic jam to exist? Well here’s your explanation, Mr. Scientist.

Hey, I could have sworn just a second ago this game was about a redneck upgrading his trailer? And not an epic battle to defend the earth from incoming asteroids. Someone must have put peyote in my coffee again…

Growing puppies need to eat, even when there are a million of them.

I never realized dogs had such strict building codes for their castles. No wonder Mr. Scruffers ran away on me.

Every American should have the right to defend themselves. And to see things in the dark.

Admin’s Corollary: Penguins are black and white. This game is black and white. Therefore, this game is a penguin.

This Bar Mitzvah karaoke sing-along has everything a person could want. Crazy relatives, bad color keying, terrible singing, Transformers, and confused elders.

It’s time to throw building codes to the side, and enter the international race to build the world’s tallest tower. Put on your hardhat and get to it - your country is depending on you!

Just look at the rage in his little eyes.