No one has to die, except the ones that don’t fit my aesthetic parameters of a utopian society. I’m looking at you, uggos.

*tubular bells*

As good as this game is, I would not recommend asking girls if they want to come over to your place and ‘help steer the Wonder Rocket into heaven’. For some reason they get really upset. I guess girls don’t like games?

People like to talk about how strange Australia’s animals are, but raccoons are pretty weird when you think about it. Chubby rodent cats.

Andry Husky: Join me on a journey – back to the hallway, back to the front mat, back to the shoe rack. A journey back to my roots, back… to Poopingland.

Finally something good to come out of Parks and Recreation.

Yo dawg, I herd you like sieging galaxies so I put a galaxy seiging ship in your Galaxy Siege game so you can siege galaxies while you play Galaxy Siege.

Can a cat compose the musical score for a soap opera? Almost certainly, yes.

It’s time to bust out your Visual Basic GUI manuals and do some down and dirty computer hacking. And remember: if things get too real too quick, just unplug your computer.

As you might expect, his face is a spinner.

Ah the memories. I gave so many atomic wedgies back in my schoolyard bully days. For those of you wondering, an atomic wedgie is when you let a big kid pull your underwear up over your head. Bonus points if you don’t cry and also give him your lunch money.

Taco Bell causes a different reaction in me, which coincidentally also starts with ‘S’.

Finally, the King’s League squeal is here.

*squeals*

My bet’s on the gorilla.