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No one has to die, except the ones that don’t fit my aesthetic parameters of a utopian society. I’m looking at you, uggos.
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As good as this game is, I would not recommend asking girls if they want to come over to your place and ‘help steer the Wonder Rocket into heaven’. For some reason they get really upset. I guess girls don’t like games?
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People like to talk about how strange Australia’s animals are, but raccoons are pretty weird when you think about it. Chubby rodent cats.
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Andry Husky: Join me on a journey – back to the hallway, back to the front mat, back to the shoe rack. A journey back to my roots, back… to Poopingland.
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Finally something good to come out of Parks and Recreation.
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Yo dawg, I herd you like sieging galaxies so I put a galaxy seiging ship in your Galaxy Siege game so you can siege galaxies while you play Galaxy Siege.
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Can a cat compose the musical score for a soap opera? Almost certainly, yes.
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As you might expect, his face is a spinner.
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Ah the memories. I gave so many atomic wedgies back in my schoolyard bully days. For those of you wondering, an atomic wedgie is when you let a big kid pull your underwear up over your head. Bonus points if you don’t cry and also give him your lunch money.
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Taco Bell causes a different reaction in me, which coincidentally also starts with ‘S’.
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Finally, the King’s League squeal is here.
*squeals*
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