If we’re going to have to endure any more physics puzzle games this year, they should at least involve some dead bodies.

My country, ’tis of thee,
Sweet land of liberty

There are certain things in this life that you can always count on. Everyday the sun will rise, and then later set. Your dog will always love you. And I, your loyal admin, will always seize any opportunity to link to THE MEDIEVAL RAMPAGE VIDEO.

She was however the best damn helicopter pilot this world has ever seen.
(NSFW because of swearing)

If you think bringing a puppy or a baby to the park is a great way to meet ladies, let me tell you – nothing beats the chick magnetizing powers of a freshly bathed penguin. Except perhaps a Ferrari.

Poor Jonathan Charles.

I’m assuming those annoying things with the horns eventually evolved into unicorns? Or maybe rhinos? Oh wait… no… OMG GROSS THOSE AREN’T HORNS

If my team was scheduled to play the Fairbanks, Alaska UAF Nanooks and I saw this, we would just forfeit right then and there.

And so begins an epic battle for the #1 Google result for “The Tickler”. Who will win, the innocently named Flash game, or the not-so-innocently named latex contraceptive?

The Kakapo is a fat, flightless parrot found only in New Zealand that is nearly extinct, and after watching this video you might have a good idea as to why.
(If you like this video, I recommend you read Last Chance to See by Douglas Adams, which is really terribly funny.)

Oaky, yuo konw teh rlues! Cmomnets not in teh prepor froamt will be dleetd as if tehy neevr exsietd! It’s all prat of my tgouh lvoe porgarm.

And to think, in a few years it will be big enough to eat your denim jacket.

I didn’t get the name at first, but that little fella does look an awful lot like something that came out of my bellybutton a couple weeks ago. It could also wall-climb, but the similarities ended there. It had no eyes, no little legs, and definitely no soul. Nothing with a soul could do what that thing did to my pet hamster Steven.

Since I learned yesterday how much you guys love Soulja Boy, here’s the Songsmith version of his hit song Crank That.

Soldier Boy off in this oh!
Watch me crank it, watch me roll
Watch me crank dat, Soldier Boy
Then Superman dat oh!

What’s it liked to be buried alive in an avalanche? Pretty awful by the looks of it.

There better be a talking dog after level 12. And it better frickin’ love me even though it just met me.

When you’ve got to dislodge some dangerous loose rocks from a cliffside, who do you call in? Airwolf! And when they’re not available, you bring in these guys.

I know you guys think I spend all my time oil wrestling supermodels and saving forest animals from the California wildfires, but honestly that’s only about 95% of my day. The other 5% I spend making terrific games like this one. It’s sort of a retro post-apocalyptic shooter with – UH OH GISELE HAS ME IN AN ARMBAR BRB

If you wish to make an awesome game from scratch, you must first invent the universe.