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Gibbets
Gibbets

If we’re going to have to endure any more physics puzzle games this year, they should at least involve some dead bodies.

Giant Pumpkin Cannon
Giant Pumpkin Cannon

My country, ’tis of thee,
Sweet land of liberty

Today's Top Video:
Medieval Rampage 2
Medieval Rampage 2

There are certain things in this life that you can always count on. Everyday the sun will rise, and then later set. Your dog will always love you. And I, your loyal admin, will always seize any opportunity to link to THE MEDIEVAL RAMPAGE VIDEO.

Anna Nicole Smith Was Not Oscar Caliber
Anna Nicole Smith Was Not Oscar Caliber

She was however the best damn helicopter pilot this world has ever seen.
(NSFW because of swearing)

Weekly Thread Pick:
When Penguins Attack
When Penguins Attack

If you think bringing a puppy or a baby to the park is a great way to meet ladies, let me tell you – nothing beats the chick magnetizing powers of a freshly bathed penguin. Except perhaps a Ferrari.

Cyto-Life
Cyto-Life

I’m assuming those annoying things with the horns eventually evolved into unicorns? Or maybe rhinos? Oh wait… no… OMG GROSS THOSE AREN’T HORNS

The Greatest Hockey Opening Theme
The Greatest Hockey Opening Theme

If my team was scheduled to play the Fairbanks, Alaska UAF Nanooks and I saw this, we would just forfeit right then and there.

The Tickler
The Tickler

And so begins an epic battle for the #1 Google result for “The Tickler”. Who will win, the innocently named Flash game, or the not-so-innocently named latex contraceptive?

Last Chance to See – Kakapo
Last Chance to See – Kakapo

The Kakapo is a fat, flightless parrot found only in New Zealand that is nearly extinct, and after watching this video you might have a good idea as to why.
(If you like this video, I recommend you read Last Chance to See by Douglas Adams, which is really terribly funny.)

Time Fcuk
Time Fcuk

Oaky, yuo konw teh rlues! Cmomnets not in teh prepor froamt will be dleetd as if tehy neevr exsietd! It’s all prat of my tgouh lvoe porgarm.

Panda Baby
Panda Baby

And to think, in a few years it will be big enough to eat your denim jacket.

lint
lint

I didn’t get the name at first, but that little fella does look an awful lot like something that came out of my bellybutton a couple weeks ago. It could also wall-climb, but the similarities ended there. It had no eyes, no little legs, and definitely no soul. Nothing with a soul could do what that thing did to my pet hamster Steven.

Soulja Boy Songsmith
Soulja Boy Songsmith

Since I learned yesterday how much you guys love Soulja Boy, here’s the Songsmith version of his hit song Crank That.

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Soldier
Soldier

Soldier Boy off in this oh!
Watch me crank it, watch me roll
Watch me crank dat, Soldier Boy
Then Superman dat oh!

First Person Avalanche
First Person Avalanche

What’s it liked to be buried alive in an avalanche? Pretty awful by the looks of it.

Higher!
Higher!

There better be a talking dog after level 12. And it better frickin’ love me even though it just met me.

Helicopter + Wrecking Ball = WHAT
Helicopter + Wrecking Ball = WHAT

When you’ve got to dislodge some dangerous loose rocks from a cliffside, who do you call in? Airwolf! And when they’re not available, you bring in these guys.

Vector Conflict: The Siege
Vector Conflict: The Siege

I know you guys think I spend all my time oil wrestling supermodels and saving forest animals from the California wildfires, but honestly that’s only about 95% of my day. The other 5% I spend making terrific games like this one. It’s sort of a retro post-apocalyptic shooter with – UH OH GISELE HAS ME IN AN ARMBAR BRB

Autotune the Carl Sagan
Autotune the Carl Sagan

If you wish to make an awesome game from scratch, you must first invent the universe.