Free boats everybody!

In my dreams the bloons and the monkey are reversed. I am in control of a flying Super Balloon, plowing through waves of airborne monkeys with a hailstorm of darts, showering the forest below in a rain of primate hair, blood and organs.

This bird is quite the little dancer.

Cause ima cowboy, on this neon-crotch-rocket iah ride, and I’m wanted (Richie Sambora: waaaaahned-ied) dead-or-alive.

You’re closer to hamburger time if you don’t see a doctor.

the blue elephant
escapes into confinement
for endless seasons

Peggle is the million dollar combination of Plinko, pachinko and some sort of futuristic designer drugs. Awesome gameplay, great presentation and tons of replay value make this my favorite iPhone game. I have an Extreme Fever and the only prescription is more Peggle!

Behold the awesome hilarity of 1995 David Letterman.

Spread the zombie virus on a global scale in the latest installment of the Infectonator series.

Angry Husky: *poooooooooops*

We’re starting something new around here – iPhone game recommendations!

First up, the classic iPhone game Doodle Jump. It’s a tilt controlled game where you must guide your character up an unending series of platforms without falling. If you only ever buy one iPhone game, this is the one to get!

As this commercial clearly demonstrates.

Wreckin’ stuff – almost as satisfying as scaring cats.

While not as absolutely terrifying as Rubot II, CubeStormer is at least much faster at solving a Rubik’s Cube.

Hooray, everyone’s favorite ball factory is back open for business. And I know how much you perverts love balls!

Ruh roh Shaggy.

My mission today is to verify the thread count of my bedsheets.

Swwwwwwishhhh!

I bet his neighbors threw a party that night.

Let me know if this one is any good. I can’t play it, as my heterosexuality forbids me to participate in anything that involves something called “MAN-IN-A-CAN”.

Well that settles it, even owls can dance better than I can.