If you’re not sure you want to spend the time to learn how to play today’s game, it might encourage you to know that Warlords: Call to Arms is the sequel to the immensely popular Supermodels: Call to Swimsuits, and prequel to the highly anticipated Cheetos: Call to my Stomach.

In this NSFW video, Scottish comedian Billy Connolly describes why it was a very bad idea to drink the water in Ibiza 20 years ago. Maybe it’s better now… who wants to find out?

2D and 3D were never meant to interact like this. It’s an unnatural union, and although I can’t say for certain I’m pretty sure God would not approve. Neither does my brain for that matter.

Sometimes, late at night, I like to pretend that the cubocc girl is my mute, slightly retarded, alcoholic girlfriend. We laugh and we laugh.

Dragons. Goblins. Slaughter Bonus. ‘Nuff said.

An American Sign Language interpretation of Marilyn Manson’s This Is The New S#*t. Obviously Not Safe For Work.

I’ll admit this is a pretty cool use of a whiteboard, but I generally like to keep the one in my cubicle free for important messages like SOMEBODY SAVE ME and PLEASE FIRE ME.

It’s official, an mp3 player is more powerful than my computer.

It should come as a shock to no one that the creator of today’s game is this guy.

When you drive your Flintstones-like pedal car in downtown Toronto, you shouldn’t be surprised when the police pull you over. At least they didn’t try this in America - they probably would have been tasered.

It’s the one year anniversary of everyone’s favorite game, IndestructoTank! To celebrate, the creator has released a special Anniversary Edition. This version features improved gameplay, new features, slick graphics, and a crazy new twist: in this version your tank is INDESTRUCTIBLE! Yes, I know! It’s crazy!

Gregory Pike, of Santa Barbara, California, likes to play God. He has constructed a walking animal pyramid out of creatures that cartoons have shown us to be mortal enemies.

Finally, a game that scientists and creationists can both enjoy equally. The logical among you will appreciate the realistic simulation of the Laws of Physics, while the faithful can marvel at the mystical crayon powered by the magic of Jesus.

Oh India, is there anything you won’t have your performing street monkeys do?

Touch all the black and white shapes before they reach the bottom of the screen. But don’t touch any of the colored ones, or this cute little puppy gets it.*

* it = big kiss on the forehead

The famously awesome Light Cycle scene from Tron recreated using cardboard and construction paper.

I can neither confirm nor deny that this is the world’s hardest game, simply because I cannot get past the first level.

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Boom Chicka Boom. Chicka Chicka Boom Boom.

Canadian comedian Rick Mercer takes a trip to a velodrome and tries his hand at some track cycling.