Dwarves? Really, so that’s how it’s going to be. What’s next? Are your favourite dwarves going to cash some colourful cheques in your neighbourhood? Get your bastardized language off my website you dirty Canadians.

Where’s it all going? My guess is a parallel dimension where up is down, black is white, and killer space robots are killer space robots.

You know those games with misleading titles? Well this is definitely not one of them. It also features a song that will remain etched in your memory long after you’ve forgotten how to chew due to advanced Alzheimer’s and multiple strokes.

Catchy and educational!

The only mystery about my IQ is where can we fit all these extra digits. Get it? Because I’m so smart. *high five*

I’m not ashamed to admit that today was the first time I really considered that turtles breathe.

Oh great, that lame-o Aquaman reproduced somehow. What is this one’s superpower, the ability to read the thoughts of deep sea mollusks?

Did he ever realize he could have just bought a Kinect?

You know, “this is not a minimalist penis game” line works only on someone who has never seen a male genitalia flash game before.

It pains me to say it but the dancing sea lion doesn’t hold a candle to this bird.

Since it turns out human magnets are just really filthy, would the same apply to chick magnets? Only one way to find out I guess. Watch out ladies! *throws away shower gel*

It turns out Spongebob is not so weird after all.

It’s been getting harder and harder to find good Flash games for the daily posts, and rather than settling for crappy ones I was wondering if anyone would be interested in Unity games? It would require you to install the Unity Web Player. Let me know what you think in the comments.

For those of your who wondered what it’s like to ride a bike two storeys in the air.