It turns out that all that was missing to make rollerblading cool was crime and tubes!

Here is the eagerly anticipated summer-blockbuster game Bowman 2. Not that I’ve ever played Bowman 1, but I’m sure this one is miles ahead in both special effects and plot twists. Be sure to try ‘Bird Hunting’ mode; pretend they’re all pigeons and exterminate with extreme prejiduce!

Pretend like a terrorist, and smoke yourself out of a hole with these nifty missile balloon car accessories. Never has Freedom and Democracy been so much fun!

When I found this I thought it would be, you know, a Flash-based drum machine. It turned out to be something entirely more awesome… and much less interactive.

Life is full of nasty surprises. Nobody wants a lizard to jump on them. Nobody. But if a lizard does jump on you, you need to know how to handle the situation properly and in a way that will impress the ladies. This guy can show you how its done.

Mike Cooper was recently sentenced for his library incident, and Carl Monday was there to get the scoop! And to get his ass kicked by Mike’s dad!

Remember those spinning things in the playgrounds of your youth? Those joyful times you spent spinning around as fast as your little legs could push you. Well, it turns out you shouldn’t spin them really really fast.

Normally I would never consider having bolts installed in my nose, or anywhere else on my body for that matter, but this made me consider it until I remembered just how lazy I am. Hooray status quo!

The sheep market is a collection of 10,000 sheep created by workers on Amazon’s Mechanical Turk. Each worker was paid $.02 (US) to “draw a sheep facing left.”

It all makes perfect sense once you look at the site. Perfect nonsense.

My top 3 reasons not to visit Iraq:

1. tons of stuff S-PLODE-ing.
2. camel spiders.
3. sandstorms.

I can’t say I know much about elephant seals, in fact I was unaware of their existence until viewing this very video, but I can say that they’re terribly loud and quite a bit like the sock puppet asteroid monster from The Empire Strikes Back.

Joseph Dobbie was really smitten with a woman named Kate Winsall whom he had recently met at a party. He sent her an email to ask her out, and got a little… excited. Kate sent the email to her sister, who proceeded to forward it on to her friends. Before Joseph could say “obsessed”, the email was making its way around the world. Let’s all read along together.

This game is exciting! I got to stage 9 before I took one to the chest. Don’t expect to get as far as me though unless you have lived a hardened life on the street and dodged bullets in real life. I’ve taken a few to the chest in real life too and lived to tell about it. Calm down ladies, there’s plenty to go around, just send in an application.

In an hilariously misguided attempt to keep the Heaton family’s mentally challenged son off of their property, their neighbours have constructed a less than eloquent sign warning of the son’s presence in the neighbourhood.