Normally I would never consider having bolts installed in my nose, or anywhere else on my body for that matter, but this made me consider it until I remembered just how lazy I am. Hooray status quo!

The sheep market is a collection of 10,000 sheep created by workers on Amazon’s Mechanical Turk. Each worker was paid $.02 (US) to “draw a sheep facing left.”

It all makes perfect sense once you look at the site. Perfect nonsense.

My top 3 reasons not to visit Iraq:

1. tons of stuff S-PLODE-ing.
2. camel spiders.
3. sandstorms.

I can’t say I know much about elephant seals, in fact I was unaware of their existence until viewing this very video, but I can say that they’re terribly loud and quite a bit like the sock puppet asteroid monster from The Empire Strikes Back.

Joseph Dobbie was really smitten with a woman named Kate Winsall whom he had recently met at a party. He sent her an email to ask her out, and got a little… excited. Kate sent the email to her sister, who proceeded to forward it on to her friends. Before Joseph could say “obsessed”, the email was making its way around the world. Let’s all read along together.

This game is exciting! I got to stage 9 before I took one to the chest. Don’t expect to get as far as me though unless you have lived a hardened life on the street and dodged bullets in real life. I’ve taken a few to the chest in real life too and lived to tell about it. Calm down ladies, there’s plenty to go around, just send in an application.

In an hilariously misguided attempt to keep the Heaton family’s mentally challenged son off of their property, their neighbours have constructed a less than eloquent sign warning of the son’s presence in the neighbourhood.

The plot twist in this commercial literally jumps out of the screen and slams you into the floor with a patented WWF inverted back-breaker. Then it helps you up, apologizes to you, and promptly sleeps with your sister. Never before has mortgage broker advertising been so exciting!

And now we present to you an important life lesson from Spikey McMarbles.

During the Second World War statisticians used the serial numbers of captured Panzer tanks to estimate the production capabilities of Germany. Were they correct? Did we crush the Kaiser? Read on to find out!

Sorry for the site being MIA the past couple days. Things have been going really well lately, and to celebrate I whipped down my pants and urinated all over the server. That, as it turned out, was not a good idea.

Stephen Colbert razzes Stephen Hawking and then does a picture perfect impression of him.

The same thing happens to me. Every. Single. Morning.

A couple of weeks ago that cheeky monkey Ortchel asked for a flash Lunar Lander game. Well here it is. You see? Ask -> Receive. That’s how we work here. And with our pants off. That’s how we work too.