Burger & Fries is angry, so very angry. Maybe it’s because he’s at the vet. Maybe it’s because he’s named Burger & Fries.

Most of you are probably familiar with the 5 stages a giraffe goes through when he gets stuck in quicksand, but if you aren’t then here they are. Tomorrow’s lesson: the five stages of nerdly-arousal I go through when I watch Battlestar Galactica.

He-Man and She-Ra want to talk to you about something important- your body.

Click… click.click..clickclick click.. click. clickclickclickclick. Click your way to a painful yet well-deserved RSI in this pretty little mouse-clicker. Honestly, I’ve never been so mad at a yellow square before in my life. By the way, Level 21 is as high as you can get. Why? Because that’s as far as I got and nobody is better than me. Duh.

If Mr. T had cybersex with Mr. Potato Head (while poor heartbroken Mrs. Potato Head sobbed in the bedroom), this would be the result. Mr. T looks really good as some kind of black Italian foreman, but I wish there were more items to play with.

I had totally forgotten about this show until someone sent me this video a couple of days ago. Watching it made me feel like singing and dancing around the room, which would have been terrible since I’m about to perform a triple bypass. Hmmmm…? Oh, my mistake ladies! Did I not mention that I’m also a heart surgeon? Silly me.

I have always been an ardent supporter of the increase in rapidly moving images in our daily lives. I won’t be happy until the logos on everybody’s shirts are spinning and changing colors, and the sidewalks are littered with epileptics. To that end, Philips has created Lumalive, light emitting diodes that can be woven in to fabric.

I was a little worried about putting up this game because I thought it might be a bit ‘culturally insensitive’. I like to run a tight, clean ship around here. I also like to run up and down the street with no socks or pants. Oh, and be sure to play this game with the music on. The full experience is like a big hit off the old ‘peace-pipe’ if you know what I’m saying.

Those of you who got to experience an Apple II while growing up, no doubt have fond memories of the games available for it. Now you can relive those halcyon days thanks to this browser based Apple II emulator, and a massive collection of games. Unfortunately it only works in Internet Explorer, and it sucks using a mouse instead of a joystick, although if you have a one you can use it.

RuBot II, a robotic engineering marvel, can solve a Rubik’s Cube in less than 50 seconds. It can also haunt you in your worst nightmares, possibly transform into a gun, and perform lead roles in 70′s era episodes of Dr. Who.

It has come to my attention that some of you are new to the Internet. I thought this video – one of the first on Dig Your Own Grave – would help ease your transition in to this new and exciting world of 24 hour fetish pornography.

…fantastic? Handsome? Both? Surely not both.

Fantastically handsome?

Can you defeat the evil Gingivitis in this rhythm game? With my high score of 51.25%, I’m pretty sure I can’t.

I was going through some old files on my computer today, and I found this morbidly hilarious commercial for the British Ford Sportka. And for those of you who feel compelled to complain that it’s “like, so 2004″, don’t.