I like to think that DYOG readers are a fairly classy bunch, so this video is probably not necessary. I am mainly putting it up here because I thought that the ladies might find it interesting. Hey, something else that the ladies might find interesting: I am devilishly handsome and can bench 350.

Science teacher Gary Weddle says he won’t shave his beard until Osama Bin Laden is caught and brought to justice, Texas style! Is that so Mr. Weddle? Or should I say Mr. Bin Laden? That’s right, I’m on to you!

You might think that because this game is called ‘Red’ that it has something to do with Communism. And you would be absolutely right. I base that statement on nothing other than extreme paranoia and what some have called a ‘wild, dangerous’ imagination. Use your breast-shaped turret to blast those commie rocks back into the potato fields of Mother Russia. Freedom and Democracy are counting on you!

In today’s modern world of globalism, outsourcing and unemployment fuelled murder-suicide, sometimes things can get a little lost in translation. The question remains: Would you have eaten it?

Query: the Indian Micheal Jackson… crazier, or not as crazy as, the real Michael Jackson? Discuss amongst yourselves and get back to me.

This kid is already a better dancer than I’ll ever be, and I’ve taken five years of modern dance, six years of tap.

Drag your little dot friend to the safety of the grey square. But watch out for those blocks and sticks! They are cheeky, naughty little blocks and sticks and they will mess with you. They deserve nothing less than a good spanking, and had their parents had any sort of common sense they would have shown their behinds the hard side of a measuring stick long ago! Rant over!

Germany has been taken over—conquered, if you will—by a master race of giant insects. There is no stopping them; the insects will soon be here. And I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords. I’d like to remind them that as a trusted Internet personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves.

Carl Monday makes his triumphant return to the internet thanks to The Daily Show. Intrepid correspondent Jason Jones heads to Cleveland to interview Carl Monday while engaging in some trenchcoat stick-mic journalism, Monday style!

I’ve never been much into reading the Bible. When given a choice between a) Tivo and burning in the eternal lake of fire, or b) reading a really long book with lots of names, Tivo wins every time. But now thanks to The Brick Testament I can enjoy the most violent lessons of the Bible in easy to follow LEGO format. And as an added bonus I am no longer condemned to eternity in Hell! (right?)

If you’ve never heard of LARPing (Live Action Role Playing), then you gotta check it out. In this exciting behind the scenes video, witness a mighty sorcerer cast an array of powerful spells including Lightning Bolt!, Sleep!, (and my personal favorite), Death!

Conan O’Brien shows off the car that years of Late Night stardom has afforded him.

It’s Thursday folks! So uncork that bottle of ’88 Grand Vin de Leoville, strip down to your underwear, and blast waves of stickmen into bloody heaps in my new favorite game, Stickman Madness. It’s madness I tell you.

I’m sure you’ve all seen at least one stick figure fighting video before, but this one is done really well and has a few surprises up its sleeve.