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Melon Sculpting
categories: Art, Pics

In Rand McNally, they wear hats on their feet and watermelons eat people.

categories: Games

I’ve always felt there’s no better way to start off the weekend than by getting beaten in a game involving a paddle. And in other news, I think I just got fired. No, wait – I’m the only one that works here. We’re all good.

The Littlegrey Network Forums Weekly Thread Pick:
White Men Can’t Dunk
categories: Funny, Videos

Adam Waddell of Wyoming steals the ball, goes for a dunk, and almost breaks his entire body.

Dreamgate Escape
categories: Games

I just don’t look at escape the room games the same way anymore. They all seem much too… heterosexual. Let’s just say that I’ve got a fever, and the only prescription is more unicorn.

Sheep Killed the Radio Star
categories: Art, Geeky, Videos

We’ve got sheep pong, sheep fireworks, sheep sheep and so much more.

Hex Empire
categories: Games

This game reminds me of the hours days okay fine, weeks I flushed down the pooper playing Civ3 and Dice Wars. The desire for revenge I feel when territory is stolen from me immediately overrides all natural instincts to eat, bathe, blink, and feed the goldfish. Forgive me Bubbles and Lexus! FORGIVE ME!

Elmo and Ricky Gervais
categories: Cute, Funny, Videos

Doo bee doo bee doobee doo bee
Set your piggies free

BO: Secret of Steel Demo
categories: Games

When I see a game entitled “BO: Secret of Steel”, I expect a two things: body odor, and a deodorant strong enough for a man but made for a woman (possibly being applied to a pair of sweaty armpits by the DC comicbook hero Steel). Surprisingly, this game contains none of the above.

Yelling America’s Next Top Model in a Crowded Theater
categories: Crazy, Videos

There’s a lesson here: Avoid crowds and excitable women at all costs. (Also, don’t freak out about a smoking car. It’s not a bomb.)

categories: Games

As a Level III certified Visual Basic elite programmer, I can tell you with 100% conviction that playing this game is exactly like computer hacking in real life. And as a Level III certified elite stud, I can also tell you with 100% conviction that kissing a supermodel feels exactly like kissing a pillow.

Pow Pow Power Wheels
categories: Crazy, Videos

Power Wheels are some of the most ostentatious and useless toys around… until you put a gasoline motor in them.



Add to Favorites Button
categories: Games

Weekend’s here folks! I’d love to say something about this game, but I gotta get on the horn and have a KFC Variety Big Box Meal delivered – for breakfast. Gonna start this weekend off right.

UroClub Commercial

Because public urination isn’t just for registered sex offenders.

Don’t look back
categories: Games

Even 8-bit spiders terrify me.