There’s been so much shooting and violence here lately that I thought it might be nice to play a game that’s just all about a little red ball, and drawing with a fat marker, and relaxing clunking sounds, and really really really awful music. Throw in a pork burrito and I’m pretty much in heaven.

This amazingly prescient Seinfeld episode, recently recovered from the NBC vault, foretold the Michael Richards racism scandal. Its existence can only mean one thing- There are time travellers among us!

From the creators of The Easter Bunny Hates You!, comes the latest in a series of shocking secret-life biographies: Santa Claus – Steady Mobbin’. He’s making a list, he’s checking it twice, and if you’ve been a very good little boy, he might not kill you for fun.

Some of the Americans in the audience might have fond memories of this public service announcement from the early 1990s. I just have one question- Who chose the name of this organization?

This video is really creative, and a lot of people have been talking about it for a while now, so I figured I should post it for the benefit of anyone who hasn’t seen it. Personally though, I have a hard time making it through the whole thing…

You can learn a lot of useful things from looking at old advertisements. For instance, you shouldn’t pee through a fence in a yard full of geese, and you shouldn’t have sex with prostitutes. Also, it’s never too early for a baby to start shaving or smoking. And they’ll never have to worry about feeling over-smoked. That’s the Miracle of Marlboro!

This game is similar to the falling sand game. Half of you will hate it and will probably say I suck, because the game has no point. The other half will fall in to a relaxation induced coma while learning about gravity and/or magnetism.

I have never really understood the tower defense games, but by golly they are fun. And I don’t understand what is the deal with the elements, so someone feel free to enlighten me on that. It says the creator of this game has scored 90 points. I scored 11. Less is better right?

Most people are not aware that Casper the Friendly Ghost has a brother named Jasper. Well he does, and let me tell you, Jasper is a douchebag! He used to be such a nice boy…

If you’re not familiar with World of Warcraft’s Leeroy Jenkins, then you should take a moment to acquaint yourself with the over-zealous young paladin. If anything this video demonstrates that no matter how inappropriate you act, as long as you shout LEEEEEEEEEEEEROY JENKINS before you do it, it’s totally okay.

I’ve already shown you that octopuses are masters of disguise, but did you know they are also master escape artists? Clearly no jail could ever hold them. Unless it had solid walls. Yeah, that’d do the trick.

Remember that Ocean’s Eleven movie where a group of master thieves simultaneously rob three Las Vegas casinos and net millions of dollars in a single night? Yeah, nothing like this video.

Make Albert Einstein write whatever you want on the chalkboard of this iconic picture. Will you turn him in to a brilliant botanist, or an uncouth upperclassman?

Question 1: When you guys ask me to put up a game, what do I do? Answer: I put it up. Question 2: Why do I do that? Answer: Because I love you like a fat kid loves cake. Question 3: Why am I so awesome? Answer: Not entirely sure, maybe genetics.