Robots, rocketships, and fungus. Those are like my 3 most favorite things. After that it’s marshmallows and The Ice Capades (but only if I have front row tickets).

Looks like this dog’s entered the Hoth system.

I will always have a soft spot in my heart for llamas, mainly due to that chilly night in Denmark back in 2008. I had a little too much to drink, got separated from my friends and was lost. We talked for a bit and took a little walk down by the river, and that’s when she showed me all about that special “Danish hospitality” I had been hearing about.

The year was 1985. The Gipper was single-handedly punching communists in to submission overseas, while back home in America, a hot dog skinned Hulk Hogan was infecting the nation with Hulkamania.

Listen up Canadians. Thanks to Canuck Ambassador Vaxas, it’s now out in the open that all Americans have HIV. Based on this revelation I want to formally offer you our surrender on behalf of the United States of America. (But I’m still keeping my favorite shirt).

aka A place I will never willingly go.

Power Pinball… reminds me of a game the big kids used to play with me in the schoolyard called “Power Pooball”. If I lost I had to lick a big dry white dog poo, and if I won I got to lick a big dry white dog poo. Childhood, such crazy good times! *cries*

Sometimes Batman has trouble pulling off his patented disappearing trick, but who can blame him? He’s no Sean Connery.

I know you feisty Canadians are probably getting all aroused seeing that orgy of U’s on the instructions page – but know this! I am coming for you. I’m wearing a cowboy hat, driving my H2 hummer with a Coors Light in one hand and a Walmart brand rifle in the other, and all your precious free health care won’t be enough to save you from my wrath!

Who knew Nintendo games and jazz music would make such a good combination?

Have a great Halloween weekend folks. Remember: don’t accept loose candy, and if you see some guy wandering around dressed up as Awesome, that’s just me without my costume.

Don’t eat too much candy tomorrow guys.

Light-hearted online game, or insidious training tool for Icelandic terrorists? You decide.

If only this energy could be harnessed somehow, then no more vultures would have to die.

Finally, a game perfectly suited for the youth of today. Although Oakland kids might have an unfair advantage.

I wonder if they got the idea for this prank from this guy.

Orange you glad it’s a physics puzzle day?

NOTE: This has been a test of the Admin Emergency Broadcast System. If I ever write a post like this again, please assume that I have been kidnapped by Icelandic terrorists. Call 911 and use the code words “PANTLESS PANIC”.

And it’s the second grossest way of blowing bubbles.

SO disappointed. With a name like Juggerdome I was expecting at least one performance by Insane Clown Posse and some Pauly Shore standup. I guess I’ll have to wait for the 11th Annual Gathering of the Juggalos.

Do you guys have any idea how super cool I am?