Can’t write much today folks, my pet ocelot Sir Lancelot chased another hooker up into the attic.

And now for something completely homoerotic.

If robot moms are anything like human moms, this little guy must be hearing a lot of stuff like ‘You’ll shoot your eye out’, ‘You’d forget your head if it wasn’t attached to your body’, and the most important one: ‘Wear your good underwear in case you get in an accident’.

In the future all three of these things are going to be shooting people with their laser cannons.

My grandfather always told me that the secret to happy life is just to let your soul glow, just let it shine through.

I really, really hope he was trying to be creepy. Can you beat the 42 second challenge?

Speaking of awesome, do you know what isn’t awesome? My missing velcro jeggings. Seriously guys, these retired housewives get cranky if I don’t perform my patented Dance of Seduction, and how can I be seductive without my jeggings??

Before they become rampaging death machines and Spider-Man villians, rhinoceroses are the cutest things ever.

Speaking of hidden objects, has anybody seen a pair of mens velcro jeggings? I have to be on stage by 8pm.

You’re probably tired of SOPA stuff by now, but I’m also probably not going to get another excuse to post this.

Instead of a game today, I have to tell you about something very important. SOPA and PIPA are two bills in the U.S. Congress and Senate which could potentially destroy the Internet as we know it. Please read this infographic, watch this video, read this newsletter, get mad and then email and phone your representatives. You can make a difference and save the Internet! (Not in the U.S? Sign this petition.)

I’ve just realized there might be a slight connection between my newly developed Picklephobia, and my recent participation in a LARP event called Escape From A Gimp Dungeon.

Spider Pig Man
Spider Pig Man
Does whatever a Spider Pig Man does

In honor of MLK day, here is a game about solving the MLK assassination. All you have to do is imagine Martin Luther King as a super old purple female that was murdered by a monster mouse for reasons having nothing to do with the actual MLK assassination.