This is my monster Tony. He is a level 12 Trap Master, a level 6 No Pants Wearing Master, and a level 4 Debating Master. He’ll trap you in his traps, out-casual you with his pants-free lifestyle, and master debate you under the table any day of the week!

The amazing follow up to the already amazing Carl Sagan – A Glorious Dawn music video. Download the MP3s at The Symphony of Science.

Better red than dead.

Gay Wilkinson is really trying hard to dispel the rumors about his sexual orientation.

Hmmm… I guess I need to rethink the server password.

Move over all you famous keytarists of yesteryear, there’s a new game in town- the Eigenharp!

In today’s game, Col- wait a second… is that a “u”? Son of a… looks like a Canadian got in here. Guys, if I’ve told you once I’ve told you a thousand times, you can’t just use spray – you also have to leave poison food traps so the worker Canadians carry the food back to the Canadian Queen. Otherwise she just keeps laying eggs and they never stop coming.

Governor Schwarzenegger has an uncanny ability to find dumbbells, even in the burned out ruins of houses.

Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed- interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends.

Today’s video is NSFW due to the Tit Olympics.

Obechi, what a pity, you don’t understand. You take me by the heart when you take me by the hand…

Spot on Christian Bale impression. Also, Batman Begins was better.

Russian game meets rushin’ game.

You see what I just did there? Rushin game. Genius!

The store’s for regular walking, not for fancy walking.

Yesterday I got a special request from someone: “plese post something vilonte tomarrow admid so i can take out my anger and confusion”. Well let it be known thet wen admid is called to acshun, admid alweys delivrs.

See Alaskans, you don’t have to just shoot things from your helicopters.

What do you get when you combine amorous vampires, uptight goth chicks, boys dressed as bears, general all around gayness, stormtroopers(?), and strange communist imagery? Well… you’re about to find out my friends.

I think Indians are the master race.

I was going to post a quote from Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus, but I remembered last time I did that everyone thought I was getting married in two days.

PS: There’s a bug with highscore submission: If you’re playing more than once, refresh the page each time you play if you want your scores to submit.

Some things are better left unknown.