No matter how cute you try and draw a cartoon hedgehog, it will never, ever, ever ever ever, look as cute as a real life hedgehog. I think it’s one of the laws of physics.

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cool yourself, jump in the ice
shiny red panties

He’s Gon Getchoo!

Now personally I would just drive around the entire mess to get to the flag, but if renegade shopping carts, giant palmetto olives, and gaping cavities in the earth are your cup of tea, then by all means - whatever floats your boat.

Or at least a cat that looks dead.

I’ve been trying to tell you kids for years now that cursors are pretty much useless. Back in the days of THE DOS OPERATING SYSTEM, we didn’t need cursors. When we wanted to open up the internet we would just… uh… hmmm… what the hell did we do?

If you’ve got a thirst for thrill rides even more dangerous than those manned by travelling carnies, head on down to Indiana and give Joph Ivers’ backyard coaster a try.

Good news OCDers, today we’ve launched a new feature that lets you earn shiny achievements for your profile by playing Dig Your Own Grave games. So get to it! Anyone who doesn’t have them all by the end of the week is, as the French would say, une odeur de cochon avec de petites testicules.

Little did the resident’s of Boise, Idaho know, but the State government had secretly started dumping nuclear waste beneath the town.

In today’s adventure you’re a lowly fly, flying your way through a big bad machine. And if you see any dog poop on the way - what the heck, take a few bites. Let’s see what all that fuss is about.

The latest trend in roller coaster design is 90 degree vertical drops, and the new Fahrenheit coaster in Hershey Park, Pennsylvania, is no exception with a staggering 97 degree fall. That’s right, a drop greater than vertical. Bring another pair of pants.

What? A tower defense game? I have no idea what you guys are talking about. No, you’re crazy.

Nothing says Little Red Riding Hood like forest creatures with pendulous bosoms.

Grab the parrot, throw on your sexiest pair of tights, and buckle your swashes (swash your buckles?) - there is treasure to be found, but only the fastest pirate gets the boot-boot-booty.

Littlegrey Forum funnyman, Nathan Barnatt, plays Rick, a simple cable-access show host who just wants faux celebrities to help him figure out what’s going on around here.

I really have no idea how to play this one, but I do know I’m planting trees! Weeeeeeeeeeeeee! Oh wait, we did the wee thing yesterday… sorry. (weeeeeee?)

What’s better than getting a Roomba and avoiding the horrible chore of vacuuming? Turning the Roomba into Pac-Man!

Now if you’re not going to promise to shout “Weeeeeeeeeee!” while you play this game, I don’t want you to even try it. I’m serious. Don’t you dare click that link.

Modern Toilet is a chain of scatological-themed restaurants in Taiwan, where the patrons sit on toilets and eat off of covered sinks and bathtubs.

See that guy on the left? That’s your enemy. Now I don’t know about you, but if I looked like that I would chew off my own leg and use it to beat every living thing within eyesight into a coma. Be glad you’ve got that chain mail armor, my friends.