After being subjected to a hip hop song about how cold and off key it is in Detroit, I thought it was time for some educational rap. See, it’s not all about the guns, the cars and the hos.

Bounce… bounce… bounce.. bounce.bounce. SPLODE. Bounce… bounce… bounce.. bounce.bounce.bounce. SPLODE. Bounce bounce bou-SPLODE. Booooounceeee…..? No, SPLODE.

Get used to it.

I don’t know where “the D” is, or how many days it took the devil to create it, but seeing as it was the inspiration for this monstrosity, I would like to be the first to nominate it as a future nuclear test site. (Warning: Mild to light swearing.)

Hexiom – it’s just like Dungeons and Dragons, only minus the goblins, trolls, magic missiles, dungeon masters, dark caves, taverns, elves, dwarves, dice, nerds, more elves, chainmail armor, potions, orcs, half-elves, dragons, spells, super-nerds, giant lizard birds that you can fly, kinghts?, maidens, wizards, warlocks, witches, and… what I’m really trying to say is this game has hexagons in it.

As a graduate of Coney Island College, these schools don’t seem so bad. Go, Whitefish!

I don’t really have time to say too much about this game. It’s the start of a brand new day over here, and I’ve got some very important business to attend to. I can’t reveal exactly what that business is, but it starts with ‘p’ and rhymes with ‘pooping’. I mean… wait.. damn.

The 2008 Olympics are finally over (thank god), and we’re celebrating with a completely scientific test of whether or not it’s Michael Phelps crazy 12,000-calorie-a-day diet that makes him such a fast swimmer.

After yesterday’s game you should be all set to handle the challenges of today’s game, Boombot. You sure like blowing stuff up, don’t you? Kinda makes you feel good doesn’t it? WELL I GOT MY EYE ON YOU AL-QAEDA!

I’m glad I didn’t go to a school with school lunches, because these pictures of the lunch options from the Harrisonburg, Virginia school system, are truly disgusting.

Ever since the beginning of THE WAR ON TERROR, one has to be very careful about using the B-word in public. You know what I’m talking about, right? The B-thing that does the e-thing? Yeah? The… you know… a… *cough* bomb *cough* So anyways, this game OH GOD THEY’VE FOUND ME PLEASE I’M A WEBMASTER NOT A TERRORI-

I don’t blame you for not watching this entire video – it’s much too long. But the Charles Manson dance is amazing, and it’s only a matter of time before it sweeps the nation.

It may not be Spy Hunter, but it does the job. And a giant man hug to whoever can figure out what the guy is saying in the game over music.

Kitesurfing during a hurricane may not have been this guy’s brightest idea.

Everyone loves playing with blocks… until now!