I realize that after playing a game like Arachnophilia, no other spider simulation could possibly satiate your arachnid appetites as efficiently, but that’s what you get for hanging out in a place as awesome as this. Oh, and pinkeye too.

James Marshall has been freed after spending 12 years in prison for the fatal bear attack of Janet Kelly.

The term “Nevermore” was made famous by Edgar Allan Poe’s 1845 poem, The Raven. For those of you that haven’t read it, I will summarize: talking raven, nevermore, lots of quothing, a little quathing, nevermore, a chick named Lenore, and nevermore.

Move over Katy Perry, I like these guys better than you. Not physically of course.

I like the pretty colors, but the only circuits I’ll be completing today are in my Scuderia Ferrari F2007.

Let this be a lesson to you world. You don’t mess with Canadians or their geese.

Ah pew pew pew? Why yes, ah pew pew pew.

Is it just me, or has TV become really foul all of a sudden?

I wasn’t in the Chess Club at school, so I don’t really know too much about the game. Back then I based all my extra curricular activities around where the chicks were at – namely the Math Club. Hello, woman of my dreams.

Kitty Meow Meows loves his garbage can.

So, the game is good and all but… what exactly am I looking at here? Are those little guys the storks? I fully understand the process of human procreation – it starts with kissing and ends with a room full of babies, but I’m a little hazy on the in between details.

It rubs the lotion on its skin
Or else it gets the hose

(And much like the real Silence of the Lambs, this is NSFW)

Just ask any dog, mouse, or upholstered sofa – there’s only one thing more pesky than zombies. That’s right: cats.

This sports anchor is so nervous, he almost puts the nervous kid to shame.