This game takes physics out back and shoots it because physics was rabid.

Well I know what I’m doing tonight. After a short stop at the ping-pong ball store.

You know who would be good at this game? This guy.

Press L to submit your score. Use any game mode you want.

And here I was thinking that the shells were the wings. Thank you Internet.

This is one of those games that is way easier if you have someone else to play it with. Like a classmate, or maybe the coworker in the cubicle beside you. I asked one of the supermodels I hadn’t kicked out of bed yet.

Someone wasn’t happy with his Christmas present.

Well I don’t know about you kids, but I had a great weekend. From Friday evening to Monday morning a pair of pants never touched my legs, the only air I breathed was recycled from the vent of an XBox 360, and oh! I found a hot dog under the couch cushions. Don’t worry, I got my dog to lick the lint off before I ate it.

I would have sold myself into slavery to have this as a child.

This game may not be a natural beauty like me or Angelina Jolie, but what it lacks in earth shattering good looks it makes up for in… uh… I forgot what I was going to say. Did I mention I’m good looking?

Mike Rutzen free dives with great white sharks, because he has balls like a Doberman… and something about promoting shark conservation.

You have an important decision to make today. Will you help Charger become a unicorn, or will you help your heterosexuality not be raped by a unicorn?

“A lot of people think I’m nuts.”

Yes, that tends to happen when you’re nuts.

If I built a castle and it looked even half as silly as some of these, I would construct a trebuchet using the bones of my wife, the tendons from my children, and the hide of my dog. I would launch my own body at the castle over and over until it was completely destroyed and any trace of the shame it brought to me was erased from existence.

Three French guys climb a massive construction crane, and then do chin-ups while hanging off of the top. That’s really brave for a bunch of cheese-eating surrender-monkeys.