When I first read the title of this game I assumed they meant Sass! Zombie Assault, and that all the characters would be… uh.. doing whatever sassy people do. But it gave me the idea that we should have a little game and try to come up with what we think SAS means. First person to give the correct answer is a moron.

Hans and the Jedi save the planets from the evil Counsellor.

Going back to yesterday’s discussion about RPGs, I will say they do have one common upside – no techno soundtracks.

Denis Leary reminisces about the fabulous movies he’s been in. Okay, they’re pretty much all terrible. And because it’s Denis Leary, this video features swearing, so cover your ears children.

I normally don’t post RPG games, and here’s why: I don’t like RPGs. Also, I’m not really into Dungeons and Dragons type stuff, mainly because I don’t want to end up like these guys.

Finally, I understand Catholicism.

That purple globular mass may look like grape jelly, but this webmaster can assure you that it most definitely is not. It neither tastes like grape jelly, nor possesses the soothing qualities of grape jelly when placed in the trousers. It is nothing more than a cruel electronic facade.

I think Indians might just possess super speed.

From the creator of PEL, comes Alphabre…eh… Alphabeh… Alphabrekika… comes a brand new game.

The internet meme “DO NOT WANT” conveys exactly how I don’t feel about the TOFU Robot.

All these squeals are just the same to me.

It’s no Matrix Ping-Pong, but this live action version of Super Mario Bros. is still pretty rad.

This game takes physics out back and shoots it because physics was rabid.

Well I know what I’m doing tonight. After a short stop at the ping-pong ball store.