DYOG Commenting Rules Article 5, subsection 2: Any member using the comments section to refer to a game as ‘easy’ does so with full understanding that such comment is in fact an admission that their mother is actually the one that is ‘easy’. So easy in fact, that she is manager in charge of easiness at the Easy Factory in Easington.

The ocean is a terrifying place.

When I was a kid I used to dream of stomping through the countryside in a giant robotic suit. Now I just dream of stomping through my apartment in a black rubber suit with… you know, lets just forget I said that.

If David Lynch had written and directed Star Trek: TNG, Jean Luc Picard would have been a midget, Worf would have been mute, and Lt. Commander Data would only speak his sentences backwards. These fan made videos are almost as good though.

For some reason the first totem in this game reminds me of RuBot. And for some reason Rubot reminds me that the end of humanity is nearly upon us. So go ahead and enjoy the game while I try and enjoy the last danish I will possibly ever eat before the machines come to solve my Rubik’s Cube and cut my limbs off.

Performance art group Improv Everywhere cheers up the commuters of New York with free high fives.

I may not know where Sassari is, but if they made one of these for Taco Bells and strip clubs within a 10 mile radius I would destroy you guys.

So you think you’re tough, eh? Then you better start training for next year’s Tough Guy Challenge – an endurance race through mud, freezing water, across ropes and over burning terrain.

I was pretty torn up trying to decide who to link to in this post – The Real Life Shopping Cart Hero or my favorite Lil’ Jukebox Hero. And then it got me thinking… in a fight to the death, who would win?

Watch out fellow patriots, Comrade Obama is trying to foist communism on our great nation. Do not let him bespoil her supple fields of grain.

This game reminded me of two things that you kids will eventually learn as you get a little older: 1) sometimes grownups want to be stuck inside their apartments, and 2) product barcodes are used by the government as a way to communicate our DNA sequences to aliens for the purpose of cloning an empire of galactic slaves.

Dental surgery isn’t all fun and games you know. It’s also a gateway drug into the illicit world of antihistamines and cough medicine.

The victory of the Mushroom Revolution will be a tangible demonstration before all the Americas that mushrooms are capable of rising up, that they can rise up by themselves right under the very fangs of the monster. It will mean the beginning of the end of colonial domination in America, that is, the definitive beginning of the end for North American imperialism.

Gavin McInnes teaches self defense against a formidable opponent.