So… did she just die?

Although I don’t know anything about being a Pumpkin Master, I do know a thing or two about being master of my domain as well as being an elite master debater. Those two things might seem like a paradox, but when it comes to my private parts all the laws of the universe effectively break down.

This is a tiny bipedal robot which can ride a bicycle… right in to your heart.

WEEEEEEEEEE! I haven’t had this much fun since I went to that dance party with my pet alpaca and baby goat.

It’s a little known fact that I pioneered pantsless speed cooking.

This game brings back some very uncomfortable memories of running around a shopping mall trying to find a bathroom. I’m not saying I would have died if I stopped moving, but as far as I’m concerned a full bladder meltdown outside an Abercrombie & Fitch is as good as death.

Now I know what Angry Husky can be for Halloween, but I’m still not sure about my costume. I guess I could wear nothing but yellow clothes again and be Yellow Guy.

Seeing this kid walk around with an octopus on his head reminds me of Sunday evenings at my parent’s house when I was little. I could go ahead and elaborate on that, but I’m afraid it would ruin my reputation of a manly man who never cries and eats only what he wrestles away from grizzly bears.

I remain unconvinced that there is actually a rope involved. Maybe it’s an elaborate Japanese pantomime.

Admin: Starting in 2011, game developers are (as it seems) contractually obligated to include zombies in Halloween games , so I’m just gonna take all my shoes and hide them in a mobile neutering clinic for the time being.

Angry Husky: That is harsh dude.

This robot’s arms perfectly mimic the operator’s arms. Coming soon: masturbating robots.

I like my supermodel girlfriends like I like my coat hangers: so thin they buckle under a heavy sweater, and light enough that my Pygmy servant Mbuti can throw them out if they get too belligerent.

Geese are pretty scary in slow motion.

I don’t know if this game is any good, but as a demigod myself I am obligated to post any game that promotes Greek mythology.