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Rancho Ranch
categories: Games

Merry Christmas Eve to you all! It’s a magical time of the year that we spend gathered around the dining table with our loved ones, sharing love, stories and presents, and trying not to mention the fact that your mildly unattractive fat uncle Trevor is now a very ugly fat woman called Tracy.

Sprout
categories: Games

I don’t know much about sprouting to be honest. Unless we’re talking about sprouting acne, weirdly shaped and colored moles, and warts- in that case I’m the expert.

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Submachine 10: The Exit
categories: Games

What do you mean “this is not a Christmas game“? I bet you also think Die Hard is not a Christmas movie, and if you’re one of those people I can’t even. I literally can’t even.

Santa Run 3
categories: Games

Hah, I bet you thought I disappeared again. No such luck, losers- I was just immersed into my new hobby: making list of things my girlfriend would get me for Christmas if she wasn’t an anime body pillow.

Christmas Cat
categories: Games

I’m back, biaches! And just in time to shower you with Christmas games and my Christmas suicidal thoughts! Rejoice!

Dad Saves Christmas

After nearly ruining it.

Tappy Hanksgiving!
categories: Misc

It’s that time of year again, the one day where binge eating and purging is socially acceptable.

Supermuzhik
categories: Games

In Soviet Russia superhero is an alcoholic sociopath, not the hero we need but definitely the hero we deserve.

3 Pandas Fantasy
categories: Games

I’m not sure when and how those vicious rumors started, but I have never ever had a fantasy involving three pandas. I mean, what would you even do with three pandas? One is quite enough. Two tops.

Sequence
categories: Games

Last time I clicked on something with “sequence” in its title, it involved a bunch of people attached to each other in a horrible manner. Since that pretty much traumatized me for life, I will not take a chance with this one.

Space Duuude
categories: Games

Now I’m confused, I thought this guy way Space Duuude.

Five Nights Mega Parking
categories: Games

I park my mega-sized butt on the couch 7 nights a week, and no one found that interesting enough to base a game on it.

Bullet Heaven 2
categories: Games

My Pop-Pop always told me that all bullets go to heaven. Then again, I’m not sure he’s a reliable source of information: he also told me that people of color and midgets are demons that our lord Jeebus has thrown on Earth, and women are only good for cutting off your toenails.

Idle Sword
categories: Games

Idle? Idle?!? Okay, I admit it can get a little limp and lifeless sometimes, but let’s not get abrasive here and call it idle right away. Geez.