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There’s a lesson here: Avoid crowds and excitable women at all costs. (Also, don’t freak out about a smoking car. It’s not a bomb.)
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As a Level III certified Visual Basic elite programmer, I can tell you with 100% conviction that playing this game is exactly like computer hacking in real life. And as a Level III certified elite stud, I can also tell you with 100% conviction that kissing a supermodel feels exactly like kissing a pillow.
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Power Wheels are some of the most ostentatious and useless toys around… until you put a gasoline motor in them.
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Weekend’s here folks! I’d love to say something about this game, but I gotta get on the horn and have a KFC Variety Big Box Meal delivered – for breakfast. Gonna start this weekend off right.
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Even 8-bit spiders terrify me.
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This is why I didn’t host the server in a desert, and instead put it directly in the path of hurricanes and tornadoes.
Even better video here.
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Music Catch – so relaxing it’s guaranteed to make you forget to breathe, or at the very least poop your pants. Here’s hoping for the latter.
For those interested, the music in the game is by Isaac Shepard.
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The city of Osaka Japan is inhabited entirely by community theater actors.
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Trees. For centuries, man’s most hated enemy. A day has never passed in my entire life where I haven’t fallen to my knees and prayed for the end of their retched race.
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The most annoying thing about monstars is that they’re scary and occupy valuable closet space. The most annoying thing about Death is that he’s always trying to end my life and sometimes he forgets to flush. So Death wins this round in my books.
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When a thin layer of water covers the Salar de Uyuni salt flats in southwestern Bolivia, they reflect the sky, creating what looks like the best place on earth… unless you’re thirsty.
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Use the arrow keys to guide your trouser snake to the target. Woah woah woah, who just said that? That was totally not me. You guys are perverts.
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