Kitty Meow Meows loves his garbage can.

So, the game is good and all but… what exactly am I looking at here? Are those little guys the storks? I fully understand the process of human procreation – it starts with kissing and ends with a room full of babies, but I’m a little hazy on the in between details.

It rubs the lotion on its skin
Or else it gets the hose

(And much like the real Silence of the Lambs, this is NSFW)

Just ask any dog, mouse, or upholstered sofa – there’s only one thing more pesky than zombies. That’s right: cats.

This sports anchor is so nervous, he almost puts the nervous kid to shame.

Here at Dig Your Own Grave I like things to be not just entertaining, but also educational. That’s why I sometimes provide interesting facts to go along with the posts. For instance, have you ever wondered what would happen if a pinball machine and a raw fish got together and made sweet sweet love?

In Rand McNally, they wear hats on their feet and watermelons eat people.

I’ve always felt there’s no better way to start off the weekend than by getting beaten in a game involving a paddle. And in other news, I think I just got fired. No, wait – I’m the only one that works here. We’re all good.

Adam Waddell of Wyoming steals the ball, goes for a dunk, and almost breaks his entire body.

I just don’t look at escape the room games the same way anymore. They all seem much too… heterosexual. Let’s just say that I’ve got a fever, and the only prescription is more unicorn.

We’ve got sheep pong, sheep fireworks, sheep sheep and so much more.

This game reminds me of the hours days okay fine, weeks I flushed down the pooper playing Civ3 and Dice Wars. The desire for revenge I feel when territory is stolen from me immediately overrides all natural instincts to eat, bathe, blink, and feed the goldfish. Forgive me Bubbles and Lexus! FORGIVE ME!

Doo bee doo bee doobee doo bee
Set your piggies free

When I see a game entitled “BO: Secret of Steel”, I expect a two things: body odor, and a deodorant strong enough for a man but made for a woman (possibly being applied to a pair of sweaty armpits by the DC comicbook hero Steel). Surprisingly, this game contains none of the above.