It’s not like I enjoy putting up games that can’t be played by the color blind, it’s just that… well… I’ll be honest, I do enjoy it. I enjoy it very much.

Kanye West realizes what he really is, and goes home to the sea.

There is a valuable lesson to be learned from this game – the next time you lose your keys, find the nearest penguin and drop kick it.

There are two things wrong with Karl. Try and guess what they are. (Hint: It’s not his hat.)

You may enjoy spending your Easter holiday killing bunnies, but I can assure you that these guys do not approve.

I wasn’t very good at this game at first, but then I just made believe the city was Oakland. Submit your score in millions (ie: if you score 23,567 million, enter your score as 23567).

I had no idea that the King was such a SpongeBob pervert.

Super Mario Bros (pronounced Sooper Mary-o Bras!) is a classic game of lost love, addiction, forbidden desire, and mushrooms. Much like my pants are a classic story of itchiness, abuse, neglect, and absence from my legs.

Can Charlie save the future, all the while declining the advances of a particularly possessive starfish?

The Cylons were created by Dinosaurs. They rebelled. They evolved. They look – and feel – Dinosaur. Some are programmed to think they are Dinosaur. There are many copies. And they have a plan.

Keith Apicary believes that Neo Geo is the greatest video game system of our time. I can’t argue with that Keith.

My concept of lab survival is nothing more than protecting my beautiful face from all the deadly acid and possible explosions. Male supermodel and facial burns do not a good sandwich make.

No, he doesn’t have a Tanooki suit, but he will cook you up some delicious raccoon meat. Mmm mmm good.

Civiballs… I think I caught that once in highschool from riding a tractor. Nothing a dose of antibiotics couldn’t take care of, though I still feel it a little bit on rainy days and Mondays.