From jolly ‘ol England comes more cycling related fun! Apparently over there cities compete to construct the most dangerous and/or pointless bicycle lanes possible. Oh those crazy British, always driving on the wrong side of the road.

What do you get when you combine French people, bicycle messengers and an ice race track? Good times, that’s what!
(If you’re curious about just what the hell is going on in those pictures, check out the site.)

If you don’t get this then you probably have never seen The Wizard of Oz. And you probably have headlice.

If you have been in a coma for the past few years, you may have missed the Badger Song when it first appeared on the internet. If that is the case, I have come to your rescue like the great hero I am!
Badge badger badger
Mushroom mushroom!

I like to think of myself as a pretty smart guy, but I cannot get past level two of this ‘kids game’. Some guy has apparently gotten to level 30, which isn’t too hard to believe if you also believe in unicorns and monsters made of cheesecake.

NASA scientists, no doubt in a down period between shuttle explosions, give spiders various drugs and take photographs of the resulting webs. There’s a prize for guessing which drug results in the most dysfunctional web! (The prize is love.)

Who’s a kitty-cat? Who likes to dance dance dance?

When I was in Harvard
I smoked weed everyday
I cheated every test
I snorted all the yay

Fantastic? Fantastic!

Just what the title says folks. Pretty sweet. And while your Simpsons juices are flowing, why not revist the endlessly fun Simpsomaker?

This is one of those classic spot-the-difference games. I find it pretty hard. In fact, I’ve played it I don’t know how many times now and I haven’t won once. So if you can win at least one game then I guess you’re better than me. Although that would also make you nerdier and unsexier than me, so there. Pick your poison smarty pants.

This cute little video totally reminds me of when I woke up in the alley yesterday and was trying to smoke the last of my crack and this other smelly junkie-guy kept trying to get in my face and sniff my crack smoke and I was like pushing him away because I didn’t want to share. So funny. So cute!

He’s got the heart of a champion!

This commercial is all about misunderstanding. Like the time I got drunk at that party and pooped in the kitchen sink, then made out with the toilet brush and fell asleep in the dog basket. Misunderstanding, that’s all. Simple misunderstanding.

Now hold up a minute here… Am I the only person who watches Battlestar Galactica? Does anyone remember a little movie called ‘The Terminator’? Human robots = bad idea. Honestly I don’t know why we’re so worried about the terrorists. We need to invade Japan.

I mean, who wouldn’t think of building an intelligent MIDI sequencer with hamster control for a school project?

In honor of the closing of the 2006 Winter Olympics, I present you with a wintery fun Olympic Skeleton flash game. This game is extra awesome because it features two of my favorite pastimes, those being 1) trying to kill myself via grotesque head injury, and 2) collecting tubes of lube.

I have no idea what happened to me this weekend but I’m pretty sure it involved heroin and Battlestar Galactica. And I don’t know about you, but after a weekend like that I really need to just sit here and look at a picture of a kitten in a shoe for a while.

The latest weapon in ‘The War on Terror!’ seems to involve humiliating the terrorists by using them to sell Volkswagons. Call me a nutbag, but I don’t think we’re going to be seeing this commercial on ABC anytime soon.

Savages!