This is supposed to be a game about Japan, but I’ve been playing it for at least a half hour now and I still haven’t seen any aliens with morning wood or cats with droopy ears. Therefore, not Japanese.

All pugs should come with a complimentary toilet.

Dig Your Own Grave would like to make it very clear that we feel suicide is no laughing matter. Unless a clown is committing suicide. Those big shoes are hilarious.

For the scores, enter a time of 04:35:853 as 4.35853.

In the same vein as the Big Lebowski television edit, we have Snakes on a Plane as made safe for TV audiences. Why do they even bother showing these movies?

I feel a little bad posting this game, since it’s such a screaming clone of Winterbells, but I love the gameplay and this version has leaderboards we can use. But at least the guy came up with an original theme – bloons and a monkey. Oh, wait…

British comedy duo Mitchell & Webb ask the question at least some SS soldiers must have been wondering.

This game, much like your mom, requires Flash Player 10 or it’s going to go all menopausal on you.

I’m not sure what Acorn Cat and Pyjama Pig are saying, but it sounds pretty important.

Always looking out for the future careers of my loyal young viewers, today’s game is all you need to get a jump start in the exciting field of bathroom renovation.

This reminds me of a waterpark I went to as a kid, only this looks less scary.

Fans of the original Megaman, Megaman X, and being total nerds, will love the way this game seamlessly ties all those elements together. Wait, does that say Chapter 0? We call that a “Prologue” where I come from*.

*I come from Smart People Town.

This is one cat that’s not afraid of the spinning teacup ride.

The full title wouldn’t fit so I had to abbreviate it.

I eat Jell-O in slow motion every chance I get. Nom… nom… nom.