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Are those gems in my pockets? Gosh no, I’m just happy to see you. Very happy. Alright you got me, those are gems.
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And so begins the strangest jazz performance you’ve ever seen.
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Not since I met Shifty Eyes McGee at the 1993 Carp Fair have I had an experience so… shifty.
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I said ear flap, ear flap, ear flap.
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Whenever I wake up and find myself crashed on an unknown planet, I just follow these simple steps for survival: 1) cry hysterically, 2) see if there are any cats on board that can be used as food, 3) pee on my shirt and wrap it around my head to prevent dehydration, and 4) take a nap. I always end up waking up a little later, safe and sound at home in my bed. And also covered in urine.
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If this doesn’t get released in North America, I’m going to start a fire.
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I was actually thinking the other day that a penguin would make the perfect pet – if it wasn’t for the constant pooping. You could bring him in the bath, he wouldn’t take much room on the bed, I bet he’d love watching tv and sharing popcorn… It really is a shame about the pooping.
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How dare Mr. Hand interrupt Mr. Whiskers while he packs for his vacation to Disneyland.
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And after you’re done watching the fairy man run, why not check out the new Video Fantastica Discussions and Recent Comments features.
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Just remember… it’s never lupus.
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What would it really be like if toys came to life? Not pleasant.
(NSFW because of swearing)
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You’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise. It’s crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?
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I’m not sure what kind of animal this is, but I am sure it is adorable.
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