Honestly Mexico, you’re coming up with a lot of reasons for me to never visit you.

We’ve all seen The Matrix, Terminator, Battlestar Galactica… so what, now we’re supposed to help the robots? Ha ha, no way! Nice try robots!

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In this exciting team-based tactical shooter, you play as Ervil LeBaron, fighting your way through hordes of vicious enemies accompanied by your 16 AI-controlled wives. Collect powerups and gold to upgrade… oh wait, Polygonal Fury. Sorry, wrong game.

Keith‘s friend Arthur Fielding drops by, but does he actually know anything about video games?

Well look at that… two assassin games in a row. Coincidence? Or do you think someone is paying me $1 for every time I say the word ass in a post? Because so far this week I’d already be at ass – I mean eleven. Actually twelve including that last ass. Thirteen!

“I’m getting married in two days.”

You know what they say about assassins – they make an ass out of ass and in… uh, in.. fact yes. Hello. Where am I?

Can you recognize the Internet meme with all of the famous players removed and just the background left?

For some reason my towers always end up looking the same.

I’m pretty sure Dug the dog from Pixar’s new movie Up is exactly what a talking dog would really be like.

The premise is simple: take your average motel based mystery, ie: “where is that smell coming from?” or “what is that nasty brown stain on the bed?”, and then kick it up a notch.

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